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Wherein we discover our prop has fallen off, search for said propeller, and discover a fun new method of travel upon the water. Show Notes at https://hownottosail.com/60
 
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Want to enjoy your boat, visit awesome destinations, and skip the stress? Then be sure NOT to use any of the "handy tips" mentioned here.
Author, sailor, and host of the How Not To Sail Podcast Bradford Rogers shares with you some of his easily-won but hard to forget advice with equal measures of wide-eyed befuddlement and extra-dry humor. (Shaken AND stirred.)
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What Shall We Do With A Drunken Sailor? (Traditional) - performed by Bradford Rogers and Peter Suarez
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An announcement.

Wherein I have another senior moment about how long it takes to get somewhere in a sailboat; learn a How Not To Sail 101 lesson about using my eyes; and I may or may not have bumped into the dock in Bradenton. With good reason. With me are “The Admiral” and Jay Elmore, who provides the color commentary.
See the Show Notes at HowNotToSail.com/59 ...we got photos from this episode, a craptastic map, and more!
Patreon
Yes, you can join the Patreon crew and help keep How Not To Sail afloat (plus get way cool perks) for as little as $3 a month.
Help Spread The Word!
Looking for a way to help spread the gospel of How Not To Sail? (First of all, THANK YOU!)
You can find a number of easy ways to help spread the word—many of them 100% free—at HowNotToSail.com/help
How Not To Sail Email Newsletter
Join the How Not To Sail email list and get the almost-sorta-biweekly newsletter at HowNotToSail.com/email
Get The Book
Want to enjoy your boat, visit awesome destinations, and skip the stress? Then be sure NOT to use any of the "handy tips" mentioned here.
Author, sailor, and host of the How Not To Sail Podcast Bradford Rogers shares with you some of his easily-won but hard to forget advice with equal measures of wide-eyed befuddlement and extra-dry humor. (Shaken AND stirred.)
Buy How Not To Sail at HowNotToSail.com/book
Music  
What Shall We Do With A Drunken Sailor? (Traditional) - performed by Bradford Rogers and Peter Suarez
 ⚓️
 
 

In this episode, we finally get the boat out of the marina, have a bizarre interaction at a drawbridge, worry about a loose alternator belt, wonder if there's any oil in the engine...and maybe go aground in the Intracoastal Waterway (ICW).
Patreon
Yes, you can join the Patreon crew and help keep How Not To Sail afloat (plus get way cool perks) for as little as $3 a month.
Help Spread The Word!
Looking for a way to help spread the gospel of How Not To Sail? (First of all, THANK YOU!)
You can find a number of easy ways to help spread the word—many of them 100% free—at HowNotToSail.com/help
How Not To Sail Email Newsletter
Join the How Not To Sail email list and get the almost-sorta-biweekly newsletter at HowNotToSail.com/email
Get The Book
Want to enjoy your boat, visit awesome destinations, and skip the stress? Then be sure NOT to use any of the "handy tips" mentioned here.
Author, sailor, and host of the How Not To Sail Podcast Bradford Rogers shares with you some of his easily-won but hard to forget advice with equal measures of wide-eyed befuddlement and extra-dry humor. (Shaken AND stirred.)
Buy How Not To Sail at HowNotToSail.com/book
Music  
What Shall We Do With A Drunken Sailor? (Traditional) - performed by Bradford Rogers and Peter Suarez
 ⚓️
 
 

In this episode I prepare to go on a cruise down the coast...but a new wrinkle threatens not only the cruise, but also the future of the boat. Show notes: https://hownottosail.com/57
Patreon
Yes, you can join the Patreon crew and help keep How Not To Sail afloat (plus get way cool perks) for as little as $3 a month.
Help Spread The Word!
Looking for a way to help spread the gospel of How Not To Sail? (First of all, THANK YOU!)
You can find a number of easy ways to help spread the word—many of them 100% free—at HowNotToSail.com/help
How Not To Sail Email Newsletter
Join the How Not To Sail email list and get the almost-sorta-biweekly newsletter at HowNotToSail.com/email
Get The Book
Want to enjoy your boat, visit awesome destinations, and skip the stress? Then be sure NOT to use any of the "handy tips" mentioned here.
Author, sailor, and host of the How Not To Sail Podcast Bradford Rogers shares with you some of his easily-won but hard to forget advice with equal measures of wide-eyed befuddlement and extra-dry humor. (Shaken AND stirred.)
Buy How Not To Sail at HowNotToSail.com/book
Music  
What Shall We Do With A Drunken Sailor? (Traditional) - performed by Bradford Rogers and Peter Suarez
 ⚓️
 
 

Wherein I finally get back to the boat...and discover some "wrinkles."
Get The Book
Want to enjoy your boat, visit awesome destinations, and skip the stress? Then be sure NOT to use any of the "handy tips" mentioned here.
Author, sailor, and host of the How Not To Sail Podcast Bradford Rogers shares with you some of his easily-won but hard to forget advice with equal measures of wide-eyed befuddlement and extra-dry humor. (Shaken AND stirred.)
Buy How Not To Sail at HowNotToSail.com/book
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What Shall We Do With A Drunken Sailor? (Traditional) - performed by Bradford Rogers and Peter Suarez
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