Welcome to Champagne and Complain with Emily and Ruby, where once a week we pop a brand new bottle of champagne and discuss/complain about our latest reads. The episodes will be named after the book we are discussing, but don't worry if you haven't read the story yet! We will let you know at the beginning of each episode how much of the book we will be spoiling. Sometimes we cover titles we hate, sometimes our favorites, and sometimes we get so off topic we forget we were talking about a book. Ultimately we are here to have fun with readers and non-readers alike. Our hope is that we help you find some new books you might not have tried and/or fall in love with some you felt too intimated to open. So come join our tipsy book club; we would love to have you!
Twilight Part 2
Mamma Mia here we go again! We're back at it with our conclusion of the first Twilight book. Discussions include Edward crushing Bella's skull during sex and Ruby's deep seated trauma for the song Cellophane.
Drink- Menage a Trois Bouquet Rose wine
Reading- Twilight by Stephanie Meyer
Twilight part 1
HERE WE GOOOOO! I don't think anyone was ready for this, least of all us. This week we are finally covering part 1 of Twilight by Stephanie Meyer. Yes that Twilight. The most loved and or hated novel of our time depending on who you talk to. We're talking about everything from horrible outfits to farts. Buckle up Edward says so ,your in for a wild ride.
Reading-Twilight by Stephanie Meyer
Drinking- Louis Bouillot Brut $19.99
Spoiling pages 1-259 (first 12 chapters)
****Trigger Warnings: Discussions of SA ,Violence ,Rape ,abuse****
We are finally diving into the world of fanfiction ,with one of the most beloved stories available on FanFiction.net and Archive of our Own . Manacled by SenLinYu. Existing in the world of Harry Potter ,this Dramione (Draco Malfoy and Hermonie Granger) centered post Wizarding War Fiction is sure to surprise. Trigger warnings up top because this story is definitely not your mothers classic Harry Potter book.
Drinking: La Vostra Prosecco
Reading: Manacled by SenLinYu
Spoiling: First 100 pages
Anne of Green Gables
Its time to pack a picnic with fresh lemonade (Mikes Hard works too ,we're not judging) some homemade pie (Costco?) ,and possibly a flower crown to make you feel like the fairy queen herself. This week we are reading and celebrating the Spring/Summer season with the cottage core queen herself Anne with an E (aka Cordelia for those in the know)
Drinking-Alma Semi Dry
Reading-Anne of Green Gables by LM Montgomery
Spoiler level-The whole book
Finally we present you the final chapter in this epic love story. Will the love between spider and woman withstand war and deadly plants? Will the crew make it thru the bog of eternal stench and survive electric eels? You'll have to listen and find out! Rated SP for spider porn
Reading: Bound by Tiffany Roberts
Drinking: Belair Brut sparkling
Spoiler level-The whole book
Season 2!! (airhorn noise) We're coming in hot this week with a steamy 1847 gothic romance by Emily Bronte. We will be discussing and spoiling the whole story in this episode of Ruby's Classics corner. So be ready to buckle up for this bat shit crazy ride. We'll be spilling all the hottest tea on this toxic couple from hell.
Drinking-Stella Rosa Red $17.99 rating-3.08
Reading-Wuthering Heights by Emily Bronte