Titanomachy Hayden Daviau

You know what you do after you blow up the bad guys? You say "case closed" and don't look into them at all ever again, definitely not whenever you didn't even see all of them die or confirm that they're in the same location!

Join Hayden and Brad as we angrily discuss how Richy is the worst rich kid ever, how Starfire somehow manages to consistently make law enforcement look good when she kills them, and how Rachel's mom's house seems to ignore how property laws work.

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In this feature-length episode, Hayden and Brad are joined by their bewildered (and, in Jess's case, slightly inebriated) friends Jess and Will to discuss the direct to DVD feature, "Teen Titans vs. Teen Titans GO!"!

We laugh, we cry, we get mad that the song in the middle is completely pointless.

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We're back from Gotham to our regularly scheduled nonsense! Hayden and Brad discuss Richy falling through a terrible CGI window, the Trigon cult being the worst planned cult ever, and how the Titans cast are the absolute worst detectives in history!

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Did you know that Batman is bad? TITANS will literally not stop telling you about it, as Richy suddenly returns home to Gotham with Jason Todd to save the life of a man we only learn about this episode!

Join Hayden and Brad as they marvel at Richy Grayson screaming, without one shred of irony, "I WANT MY PARENTS BACK!"

After the team's foray with creating a pilot for a separate series, we return to the A-plot, which at least partially consists of Starfire blowing up some poor farmer's tractor and having completely unromantic sex with Richy Grayson!

Join Hayden and Brad as they continue to make themselves suffer by watching Rachel stop talking to Richy, Starfire remark upon Tiger-Boy's penis, and the Nuclear Dad's hilariously subpar screaming.

Did somebody ask for a backdoor pilot in the middle of another show? And does that pilot advertise a much more entertaining show than the crap we're watching? That's the situation today with Hayden and Brad, as they observe how DC is shoving the Doom Patrol right into Titans to try and make them endearing.

Shockingly, they're MUCH more endearing than the Doom Patrol in the Teen Titans cartoon! Not shockingly, this is probably emphasized so starkly because everything else sucks in this episode and Richy Grayson almost beats a man to death in front of his daughter!