Welcome to the best morning you’ve ever had. Just add coffee, Frosted Flakes and an antidepressant while listening to this crap chute and you’re off to the races. Wake Up with Chad Allen and Hannah will make your sides hurt from laughing, or maybe indigestion. Either way, what a way to start your day, right? New material every Monday and Thursday or whenever the hell we feel like adding new content. You’re not the boss here. You can’t tell me what to do.
Diverticulitis - A Word I Spelled All on My Own with No Help from Autocorrect
Chad hurts and groans and sits and stands. It's a cardio workout on tape but for fatasses.
Everyone's Dead and It's Time to Vote
Register to vote. Or Hannah's family gets to plan your funeral, which they are not good at doing.
How to Bang an Elephant
GO VOTE SO HANNAH DOESN'T GET BUSINESS FROM AN ELEPHANT
Hannah's Normal Fantasies Are Better Than Fantasy Football
Hannah got walloped in fantasy football and Chad, once again, tells everyone how much he loves Shake Shack
Why Would You Reject Hannah's Tacos?
Fuzzy's Tacos leads to heartbreak
What Does Herpes Looks Like?
Hannah's getting a dog, Chad's googling dick pics, and you're watching Disney Channel