
113 episodes

Direct To Video Andres Reyes and Tony Robusto
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5.0 • 6 Ratings
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Join your hosts Andy Reyes and Tony Robusto as they review poor direct to video sequels of great movies.
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Episode 61 – Mewtwo Strikes Back
Back to the nineties. Back to the heyday of one of the most popular franchises ever. Back... to the future.
(Because there's maybe time travel.)
Important questions:
What's Mewtwo's motivation?
Why does Christian soft rock start playing?
Who is the Voyager?
Keep an ear out for Tony criticizing voice actor performances, and Andy getting deep into the politics of anime dubbing,
Our theme music is Planet E by Lee Rosevere
Find us on the Internet!
Email is mail@directto.video
Andy is @royalty_valens
Andy’s other podcast is Time Honored Pictures
Tony is @theaterbats
Tony’s comic is Inspired By True Events -
Episode 60 – The Swan Princess: A Royal Myztery
I hope you had “trivialized a mental disorder” on your bad movie bingo cards, because we sure didn't!
Important questions:
What's with all the ghost stuff?
Did the music get... better?
When did Number Nine get cool again?
Keep an ear out for the CRAZY TWIST that you can turn letters sideways.
Our theme music is Planet E by Lee Rosevere
Find us on the Internet!
Email is mail@directto.video
Andy is @royalty_valens
Andy’s other podcast is Time Honored Pictures
Tony is @theaterbats
Tony’s comic is Inspired By True Events -
Episode 59 – The Swan Princess: Royally Undercover
New year, same old terrible series. I deeply regret returning to this poisoned well.
Important questions:
Does anyone watch these movies?
Why is Spider-Man acting so stupid?
What is the worst plan in this film?
Keep an ear out for the triumphant(?) return of Number Nine.
Our theme music is Planet E by Lee Rosevere
Find us on the Internet!
Email is mail@directto.video
Andy is @royalty_valens
Andy’s other podcast is Time Honored Pictures
Tony is @theaterbats
Tony’s comic is Inspired By True Events -
Episode 58 -Aladdin and the King of Thieves
All right, one last time before the end of the year, let's finish a series.
Important questions:
Could they have more blatantly gotten Robin Williams back?
How racist are the forty thieves?
In what myriad of ways does Cassim suck?
Keep an ear out for Andy referring to Cassim as a “daddy” and Tony refusing to acknowledge it.
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Episode 57 -The Return of Jafar
This is where it all began. The glitz! The glamor! The multiple songs sung by Gilbert Gottfried!
Important questions:
Why is the Genie terrible now?
Why doesn’t the movie start for thirty minutes?
Is “You’d be surprised what you can live through,” a good line?
Keep an ear out for no less than three cats trying to ruin this recording!
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Episode 56 -Tinker Bell and the Legend of the NeverBeast
We finally made it. It's over. This episode, we watch Disneytoons die.
Important questions:
What's the deal with these terrible cops?
Does Andy have a stuffed Neverbeast now?
Why did Fawn becomeTinkerbell?
Content note: I did cut the ten minute rant about how Disney kills queer media but still wants the credit for doing the bare minimum for acknowledging people exist, but that was only because it was depressing, not because it was wrong.
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