Fire Bad, Tree Pretty Amanda Chronister and Lydia Mattson

In this "back from the dead" episode of Fire, Bad Tree Pretty, your real trash hosts discuss episode 20 of season 3 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "The Prom." It's very and revoltingly hauuughtt.

We're back with another blast from the past! In this episode that was recorded in November 2019 - such simple times - your hosts discuss S03E18 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Earshot." It gets surprisingly dick-centric. Points of interest: secrets of healthy skin, oops! no mouth, patriarchy revenge movies, "smootched," SPORTS!, put it in your glove load, further exploration of the happiness clause, demons love to exaggerate, Horny Lydia returns, Cordelia’s delicious transparency, Google corner: tree smells, serial killer profiles, a tasteful coming-out announcement, Willow and her bucket hat, just the worst stunt double, irresistible jello, the evil men do, fuckin' Helen, and the well-known idiom "an apple a day f***s your mother."

HELLO, DO YOU REMEMBER US? In this episode that hopped in a time machine from November 2019, your terrible garbage hosts discuss S03E17 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Enemies." Points of interest: La Banquet d’Amelia fanfic, Angel's hobbies, foreshadowing leather of evil, a big juicy wink, essence of leprechaun, the seductive power of a wet willy, Giles eats a banana, Wes and Cordelia’s first date at Arby’s, the uptuck, no haggling only stabbing, the mayor tries to pimp out his daughter figure, Cordelia’s hormones have entered the chat, the spiderweb shirt debate, pinky rings, weirdly prudish transcripts, the 24 hour hall of records, the shackle shack is recession-proof, the Buffy/Faith kiss on the lips we couldn’t handle, Xander’s punch karma, elections in Sunnydale, and platonic bondage.

In this extremely belated episode of Fire Bad, Tree Pretty, Amanda and Lydia discuss S03E16 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Doppelgangland." Points of interest: The Hoff, Why and how is Anya still going to high school?, Google corner: TATs, projectile pencils, yelling about the black arts in public spaces, The Sunnydale High School Breeding Program, Push It Gently, Willow’s style theme is "fuzzy,", Giles and his lollipop, Yampire Willow, even... OLD PEOPLE, a little part of Angel wants to be the Dingoes roadie, Willow’s undercover op/therapy session, hands in new places, Percival Douchebag the Third, just the grossest trivia, dressed to seduce a book, a wank of watchers, and our most burning question: where does Anya live??

In this episode of Fire Bad, Tree Pretty, Amanda and Lydia discuss S03E15 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Consequences." Points of interest: bloats & floats 101, adult baby play, let's discuss murder in public, Lydia explains horror movies, lying is not a Slayer power, the transcript (and Wes) gets creepy, the ol' f**k n' roll, I like my women like I like the end of Temple of Doom, Detective Sunnydale, some light b&e, that 50's dad vibe, stress-related yeast infections, the tears of Colonel Buffington, leave monkeys out of this, we are scarred anew by the Faith/Xander incident, Vampire Willow + Vampire Faith = we ship it, her ass was giving me those bedroom eyes, felled by macrame, OJ simpson slammers, and moon bathing.

Hello, we're back from the dead with an episode that we recorded on the goddamn FOURTH OF JULY. Yes, we are trash podcasters. Join us anyway, as we discuss S03E14 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Bad Girls." Points of interest: Wesley Wyndham booty, fuck marry kill comic strips, Sunnydale is a one detective town, Allan’s backstory, let’s do a boney, weird biblical wine bottle corner, Faith’s tinder profile, Vince Vaughnofrio, gyrating with abandon, flapping it, farmer tom’s rickety airfield, the logistics of breaking a vampire’s neck, diet waffles, Ladle Boy, the gang's Hogwarts houses, and fat shaming.