14 episodes
Who shat on the floor at my wedding? Who shat on the floor at my wedding?
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4.6 • 87 Ratings
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A true story involving two brides and one turd. What do you do if someone defecates on the floor at your wedding? Re-evaluate your friends and family? No, you launch an investigation to find who did it. Join the brides, Helen Mclaughlin and Karen Whitehouse, and the extremely under-qualified “Detective” Lauren Kilby, as they interrogate wedding guests, hook bridesmaids up to polygraph machines and speak with top forensic experts in an attempt to crack the case. Because crime is not a laughing matter. Well, maybe except for this one.
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E1 - A crime was committed
In this very first episode we delve into the details of a crime that took place at a lesbian wedding in 2018. Join the brides, Helen and Karen, and ‘Detective’ Lauren Kilby as the trio explore possible motives and show you what tricks they have up their sleeves to crack this case.
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E2 - Three nuggets
The team puts the USB ‘Police Edition’ polygraph test v2.0 through its paces and hook up bridesmaid / key witness, Emma, to obtain information. The test results give the trio something more than they bargained for as the investigation takes a surprising turn.
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E3 - Straight, straight, straight, lesbian
Forensic psychologist Mike Berry gives the team some solid advice. They head to the red light district of Amsterdam and confront an ex lover who attended the wedding. Was this a crime of passion?
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E4 - Solid as a rock
The team goes on a road trip back to the scene of the crime to see if they can unearth some important clues. Detective Lauren Kilby dazzles the brides with her innovative - never seen before - forensic examination techniques and they uncover something very surprising in a secret cupboard.
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E5 - Comedy joke shop turd
The team grill another key witness in their interrogation chambers, and grow increasingly uneasy as they discover that this week’s witness statement contradicts the story they heard in Episode 2. Who is lying and who is telling the truth? In an act of desperation the detective attempts to use unorthodox methods to force a confession.
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E6 - Four hours in the bathroom
The team finally interrogate Henk - the MAN who was reported to have spent 4 hours in the LADIES bathroom during the wedding and who was found at the scene of the crime cleaning up the turd. Was Henk a hero or was there another reason why he was motivated to clean up that poo?
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Customer Reviews
Amazing
I listened to this while gardening and was in stitches the whole time.
Please make another!
How has this not won all of the awards
This is what hard core journalism is about. I’m dying! Best. Podcast. Ever.
Finally something important
Most podcasts now are jokey and frivolous but this podcast breaks that mold. This is REAL journalism. Finally something for intelligent people to listen to. Great for the whole family too. Listen in your car with the kids if you want them to grow up to be geniuses.