Pass the Everything PTE and Ashley

From the archives! The Scoop (5:48) features a new item popping up at Subway locations near you, the most expensive Starbucks order...ever, a firearm felon at the Mardi Gras Popeye's in New Orleans, and how you and your future spouse can win free Cracker Barrel for life. Last, Ashley attends brunch with her Mardi Gras krewe at a very popular New Orleans restaurant and winds up so hungover she can only eat popsicles while PTE makes his return to Snake and Jake's and tries to order Burger King from the bar in their food high and low moments of the week (50:09).

WE'RE BACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK! The Scoop (5:28) features a TikTok trend combining personal hygiene and oranges, a millennial throwback beverage gets a hard twist, Baskin Robbins unveils their new flavor, KFC brings back an artery-clogging popular sandwich, sushi terrorists in Tokyo, and a Louisiana woman in jail for excessive Door Dash. Last, PTE discovers a french toast omelette while Ashley gets blue balled by Blue Apron before having a meal expensed at a popular New Orleans restaurant in their food high and low moments of the week (36:04).

Pour one out for the dozens of people that Ashley is about to break up with on Valentine's Day. The Scoop (9:34) features A&W having a mascot...and a restaurant(?!), a breakfast spot with an unintentional hidden agenda, why you don't let your children play with your phone unsupervised, a firecracker-popping pizza stealing grand theft auto, and a cafeteria criminal worth over $1 million in chicken wings. Last, Ashley has her first crawfish of the season while PTE is reunited with his favorite Indian restaurant and breaks dry January to attend exotic animal racing and instantly regrets it in their food high and low moments of the week (49:50).

Apologies for the delay, Ashley had a case of weather paranoia. The Scoop (9:04) features the footwear freak out from M&M's taking another step, chili cheese beer from the Midwest, Tom Hanks encouraging everyone to sip on some Diet Coke-aine, an egg-splosive situation in Louisiana requiring a bomb squad, and a lunch lady selling special brownies to high schoolers. Last, PTE discovers a gas station with his favorite endangered species candy in stock and eats stuffed-crust pizza while Ashley caves into BOGO hot dogs at the grocery store and scarfs down her favorite local sushi place in their food high and low moments of the week (38:09).

Unintentional dry January and intermittent fasting...who the hell are we?! The Scoop (4:47) features fake food popping a kid into the emergency room, the scientifically grossest thing you have in your kitchen, how to win a Jimmy John's beanbag chair, Waffle House saying "f**k you" to your social media menu hacks, and a late night Taco Bell shootout. Last, PTE dishes out a hot take regarding guacamole on burritos while Ashley encounters a problematic food delivery driver in their food high and low moments of the week (39:20).

Holiday travels, galore! A much-needed break was taken and now the podcast is back for 2023. Who's ready for some food craziness to welcome the year?! The Scoop (8:48) features a gimmicky New York ice cream shop, back-to-back food factory explosions, a down under Kinder Surprise candy smuggler, potato feet for the flu, an eBay Choco Taco for $25K, and professional hot doggers wanted for 2023. Last, PTE eats his way through Boston over Christmas while Ashley surprises her Mom with the Rose Bowl parade, eats the best porkchop she's ever had, and gets stranded at a restaurant for Tulane versus USC in their food high and low moments of the week (39:56).