Botched: A D&D Podcast Botched: A D&D Podcast

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! 

Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP!

This episode takes place in two different time periods. At first, a group of real estate bankers in Italy are sent to investigate a vacant house and determine its value. Upon arriving, the house seems to be in a great location, but needs serious repairs. They also discover a large hidden room in the basement that does not appear on the blueprint.

Upon opening the sealed door there is a strange theater mask that compels those nearby to put it on. However, doing so leads to horrifying results.

In the present day, another site is tired of this mask and passes it off to Site 69 to continue testing.

What is this mask? What are its anomalous properties? How does it communicate with people? How good are the players' Italian accents? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! 

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture, Zucharee, Toaster Bath, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  and Scabby Goose

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer


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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! 

Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP!

After taking back the beach for the Church of the Broken God…from the SCP Foundation, the church sends them on one more mission. A city in South America has been out of contact for some time, and they want to ensure a piece of Mekhane is safe and returned.

Site 69 sends 3 field agents to investigate. This city normally has an airport, but without contact, they are advised to take the only other route: the river.

A local boatman takes them down the river to investigate. However, when they arrive, there appears to be no survivors of any kind. Also, something seems to be very off with these people.

What happened to the city? What happened to the people? Why does the SCP Foundation keep hiring these completely worthless employees? What the hell is the deal with that boatman? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! 

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture, Zucharee, Toaster Bath, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  and Scabby Goose

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer


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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! 

Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP!

Site 69 is continuing to work with the Church of the Broken God in the hopes that the alliance will help them keep the Sarkicists from turning the world into puddles of fleshy goo. 

The Church has requested that an MTF be sent to a particular island that’s important to them. It was captured by an “unknown” force, and now they want it back. This site is, of course, anomalous. 

There are constant lightning strikes on this beach, with strange mechanical objects appearing.

Site 69, of course, sends the worst of the worst to accomplish the mission.

Where does the SCP Foundation find these MTF members? Who is holding this beach? What ridiculous plan will they come up with in the hopes of taking back the beach? How do you pronounce Popadopalous? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! 

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture, Zucharee, Toaster Bath, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  and Scabby Goose

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer


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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! 

Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP!

The SCP has decided to look into this possible rogue Foundation asset. If you don’t remember, someone has been using the anomaly known as Able to murder other facility’s staff. According to the records the transfer of Able was deleted. However, there seems to be a few loose threads pointing to a Site location in Wyoming.

The MTF being sent to investigate, obviously, are a bunch of chefs. Because, why not? These chefs, I guess, are on a break or something, and are now heading into a possibly deadly situation to investigate.

Who are these chefs? Why does the SCP Foundation keep employing the absolute worst MTF members? What’s going on at this possible rogue site? Why is there so much backstabbing in kitchens? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! 

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture, Zucharee, Toaster Bath, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  and Scabby Goose

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer


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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! 

Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP!

Steve is back! Just in time to be awful.

In this week’s episode, a group of field agents is sent to investigate a missing person’s report. What makes this report draw the attention of the foundation is the fact that a teenage boy went missing from a bathroom, with no windows. Boy goes in, strange noises are heard, and then when the parents open the door, he’s nowhere to be found.

The field agents sent are of course the same awful people sent to investigate the blanket ghost. More focused on anything but the matter at hand, they’re on the case!

What is anomalous about this bathroom? Where did the boy go? What happens when the bathroom door closes with someone inside? What is the proper way to make meatloaf? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! 

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture, Zucharee, Toaster Bath, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  and Scabby Goose

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer


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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! 

Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP!

Steve is out for this one! We will have to make due with just the 3 dinguses. The staff at Site 69 are alerted of an anomalous gas mask that has appeared in a park. The person wearing it appeared out of nowhere, and ran away.

The gas mask appears to be a specific soviet style gas mask, no longer in use. However, once someone puts on the mask, they are transported to a horrifying alternate dimension. This dimension is filled with nightmarish creatures and structures. 

What is the deal with this gas mask? Where does it take people? What are these creatures in the alternate dimension? What do they want? What the hell is Meep talking about? Tune in and find out!

I would like to give a big shout out to the Comic Book Club podcast! The hosts are Pete, Justin, and Alex, and they are fantastic people. They had me on to talk about my books and to shout out my Kickstarter. It was a lot of fun and I really appreciate the time they gave me. Do me a favor and go check them out on all your podcatchers! And tell them Botched sent ya!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! 

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture, Zucharee, Toaster Bath, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  and Scabby Goose

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer


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