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28 episódios
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Monday Morning Ketchup Monday Morning Ketchup
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Monday Morning Ketchup is the zaniest, bizzariest, deeply depravediest comedy news podcast in the known universe!
Follow along as two best friends, Mike and PJ, discover the funniest and weirdest news stories of the week, and deliver gutbusting riffs to brighten up your Monday.
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#27: Comin' Up The Rear
You ever think about that phrase? "Comin' up the rear." Huh.
After a long and well-deserved bout of almost-seasickness, the boys are back together and taking a trip down to the ketchup mines for that classic bout of weird business you know and love. More deep dives are on the way, but this week exploding VR headsets, 40 rotisseries chickens, excrement-covered British gimps, and racist horses will have to tide you over!
Fun Fact: Napoleon Bonaparte was reportedly a huge fan of rotisserie chickens, ensuring his servants would be able to prepare and them to him 24/7. He's still got nothing on our Philadelphian hero!
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Palmer Luckey Develops Lethal VR Headset Inspired By Sword Art Online
Hundreds cheer the red carpet eating of 40th rotisserie chicken, 'a part of Philly history'
Possible Native American burial ground exposed at Florida beach after Hurricane Nicole
CREEPY BRITISH GIMP
METH DONUT
Likened to KKK: Ghost costumes on Ohio police horses cause controversy
Woman Accused of Drugging Men Using Her Nipples
JUST A FLORIDA MAN EATING CHEESECAKE IN THE EVERGLADES
Florida traveler stuffed gun into a raw chicken and tried to bring it on the plane, TSA says
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Ketchup Packet #1: Animal Trials
Welcome to Ketchup Packets, a new Monday Morning Ketchup series where Mike and PJ take a deep dive into a singular bizarre topic. To kick things off we're covering the ancient and insane practice of animal trials -- the history, the philosophy, and best of all, all the absurd cases of animals being subject to the cold gavel of justice!
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#26: Emotional Support Titties
To begin this week's Ketchup, a ball-dropping of epic proportions. Only we could go several weeks ignoring the biggest two bizarre news stories in the world: the left and the right one.
With that podcasting crime rectified, we then move on to furry litter boxes, hot (and strong) youth pastors, Spanish bishops-turned-pig-masturbators, a HORRIFYING layering of contact lenses, emotional support alligators, and so much more!
Fun Fact: "Interior Crocodile Alligator" has an actual place of origin, and it's this song. It's a FREESTYLE. The line came from A GOD DANG FREESTYLE! My life has CHANGED FOREVER.
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HOW DID WE MISS THE BIG TIDDY SHOP TEACHER
SCOTTISH DOG SUICIDE BRIDGE
Do you 3 hot youth pastors?
THE FAT BEAR CONTEST WAS RIGGED
LITTER BOXES FOR THE FURRIES
Personal lubricant made from cow mucus may protect against HIV
Spanish bishop who quit clergy to be with sexologist lover finds new job exporting pig semen
Man plays his saxophone through 9-hour, "very, very complex" brain surgery to remove tumor
Oil protesters arrested after throwing tomato soup at Van Gogh painting
Doctor removes 23 contact lenses from eye of patient who 'forgot to take them out for almost a month'
Calls to feed contraceptive pills to aggressive seagulls are flawed, says BirdWatch Ireland
Pennsylvania man's alligator becomes emotional support animal
Man, high on magic mushrooms, causes chaos on flight from Miami
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#25: Slingin' Wein
The Ketchup Gods are not always so gracious in their bounty. Weeks go by filled not with the thick, viscous and rich ketchup we take for granted, but the watered-down, swished around dregs that we must cling to in times of utter desperation.
Sometimes, you gotta find the fun. And Mike and PJ sure found a lot of fun in this week's on-their-face-kinda-not-so-bizarre roundup of stories. Ready to sling some wein?
Fun Fact: The federal government lowered the limit of fluoride levels in public water utilities in 2015, from a range of 0.7 to 0.12 milligrams per liter to a maximum of 0.7 milligrams. Admission of guilt? Or a subtle proof point that maybe fluoride isn't making everyone dumber? I don't know, but these chompers be sparklin'!
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Mace Attack at Manhattan Subway Station Causes Mass Coughing, Vomiting
6 Women In Neon Green Leotards Attack 2 New York Subway Riders
New York Man Charged With Putting Several Reptiles In His Pants
Bruce Willis denies selling rights to his face
Disgruntled Tourist Smashed Two 2,000-Year-Old Statues in the Vatican Because He Was Denied a Meeting With Pope Francis
Town employee quietly lowered fluoride in water for years
A Small Canadian Town Is Now the Home of a 17-foot-tall Cheeto Statue
Climate protesters arrested after gluing themselves to Picasso painting at Melbourne gallery
Vladimir Putin’s Two Birthday Gifts
Jair Bolsonaro Would Totally Eat an Indian
Woman pays for "Russian astronaut" to return to Earth in alleged no scam
NASA Crashes Into Asteroid to Test Defense System
Florida Man Rides out Hurricane Ian on Sailboat
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#24: Analficial Intelligence
What happens when you stuff two week's worth of ketchup into one show?
Bad things. Horrifying, emergent, potentially multidimensionally evil things...
But also good things! Giant African land snail escargot... Robotrippin chicken... Clown wigs at Dairy Queen... and even COO cannibalism!
All this, and somehow so much more, on this week's Monday Morning Ketchup! Get into it!
Disclaimer: Not EVERY Latin family contains a Maria (at least one of us believes).
Fun Fact: Pica is the term for a broad array of mental disorders associated with eating non-food objects. There are many "flavors" of pica disorder, such as Trichophagia (hair, wool, and other fibers), Cautopyreiophagia (burnt matches), Acuphagia (sharp objects), and Geomelophagia (raw potatoes) -- this last one just a general symptom of being Irish.
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DELUGE OF DILDOS
Chess grandmaster accused of using anal beads and artificial intelligence to cheat
The 9/11 Menu
LOAB
Irish Woman Swallows a Disturbing Number of Batteries
THE SNAIL EXPORT INDUSTRY IS ALIVE AND WELL
Armed PA man in wig trying to ‘restore Trump as President’ arrested at Dairy Queen
IGUANA BOUNTIES IN MIAMI
FDA warns of chicken ‘marinated’ in NyQuil TikTok challenge
Beyond Meat COO arrested for biting man’s nose near Razorback Stadium
Popular Food Truck Owner Accused of Luring Women Into a ‘Cult’
A patient couldn’t pass gas or poop after a Florida doctor’s colon mistake, state says
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#23: Drunken Zamboni Rampage
Do you like... public service announcements? USB cords? Ceiling pickles? Polish vampires? Donkey genitals?
Then boy howdy are you somehow in the right place!
This week's ketchup is a return to its long, thicc, juicy red roots! Dive in and learn what happened in the last of week of our ever-bizarre world!
Fun Fact: Donkey skins are used in the Chinese folk medicine as "eijao" -- the extracted gelatin from the donkey's hide. It's sold and used as a remedy for bleeding (?), insomnia, dry cough, and dizziness. It's so popular, China needs to import the skins (and genitals) from Africa!
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The Queen’s Bees Have Been Notified
Speeding Woman on Cocaine Kills Drunk Driver High on Meth in North Las Vegas
Chinese Man Trapped Aloft in Hydrogen Balloon for 2 Days, Traveling 200 Miles
LEAVE THE VAMPIRE SKELETON ALONE
Mysterious Vermont Poop Dumper
$6k Ceiling Pickle or Way-Too-Expensive McDonald's Hamburger
DONKEY PENISES SEIZED BEFORE EXPORT FROM NIGERIA TO HONG KONG
North Carolina Co-Pilot “Exits” Skydiving Airplane
That’s Not Where the USB Cable Goes
World’s Most Expensive Trash Bag
Like Elon Musk, Trump Tried to Pay His Lawyer With a Horse
Florida Man Scooter Rampage
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