Rico’s Rants Rico Young

Good news and bad news. The good news is I’m on a coveted “ hot streak” and I place a call to a girl and discuss why I’ve been on such a roll. The bad news is after much contemplation I’ve decided to quit smoking Newport’s BUT my good friend Marshall Malvin places a call to Philip Morris to try to have them persuade me to keep smoking!

On today’s episode I talk about a solution to a problem that’s been plaguing me for 20 plus years by the name of premature ejaculation and Marshall Malvin calls Phillip Morris to try to help them in their fight against the ban of menthol cigarettes

On today’s episode I talk about that tongue chewer, LeBron James, a couple things that annoy me at the bars and once again Marshall Malvin is forced to make yet another call to Byrne Dairy !

On today’s episode I talk about guys that hate on other guys to try to hook up with girls, a girl that’s hated on by other girls and Marshall Malvin calls our old “ friends” at Byrne Dairy and new “friends” at McDonalds! You’re welcome!

The wheels have fallen off for poor me....listen to how much my life has sucks and how cursed I’ve been since episode 7

In this episode i briefly touch on how glad I am the election is finally over. I discuss my hatred for “ Women Power Walkers”. Make a phone call to the local supermarket Price Chopper so I can let them know I’ve been stealing from them and last but not least, a phone call with my old friend Vic the Vice!