What’s’n Yer Pocket‪?‬ Jaguel And sons

I never really
participated in specific sports or anything, but once I hit 40, I
started to get a little bit more active and began swimming more. -Shigeru Miyamoto

TOPICS: What if you had to do a wisdom tooth removal, bullet removal or breast implant? // What if you were invited to a real life murder mystery party and told to commit real murders or your family would die? // What if Joaquin, Jaku, and Miguel were a thrupple and co-parented 2 little girls?



SNEAK PEEK: "I only shop on Wednesdays" // "you wouldn't understand unless you were born aquatically" // "hair and hands are the same things" // "they are gonna be bullied hard with your fat little amazon feet" / "smith wisnlow whos dad is smith johnson"



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Intro and Outro done by SUNNEY

Pull the hair on my head the wrong way, and I would be on my knees begging for mercy. I have very sensitive follicles. - Benedict Cumberbatch



TOPICS: What if we were at the mall shopping? // Ashlyn AKA Guadalupe asks... What if you had to rename the clouds? // What if your spouse had an otherworldly and unexplainable impulse to disappear?



SNEAK PEEK:

"Ape-us Eroticus" // "Hummus Protectus!" // "Falcon Falkon With a K Lightning." // "Sufficancer." // "Guppies!" // "The Summer She Wasn't." // "People fall asleep skydiving all the time!"



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Intro and outro music by SUNNEY

"The only meat I eat is from animals I've killed myself." - Mark Zhugerberg
TOPICS: What if you had to do your podcast without saying "what" or "if"?What if your spouse turned into a megaton? // What if Miguel didn’t exist and Jaku was just, purposefully, making up a second voice for Miguel for the sake of the podcast to make people think he had a cohost? Or what if Miguel was real at one point but between
episode 2 and 3 Jaku murdered Miguel in a crime of passion but now feels
remorse and doesn’t want to get caught, so he’s been pretending to do
Miguel’s voice so he doesn’t get caught?

"The writer is the engineer of the Human soul.” - Joseph Stalin



TOPICS: What if God told you the next that you pursue will be a success? // What if someone you worked for confessed their love to you? // What if it was illegal to buy meat you didn't hunt yourself?



SNEAK PEEK: "Can you stop being so miserable it's annoying me so bad." // "If he was going to confess his love for me he would do it like a gentleman" // "I do not trademark that for myself." // "I'll look over the way you are being really bad to me." // "I Know you're disgusted when you look at me but I love you anyways."



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"Tell the children the truth." -Bob Marley



TOPICS: What if Megalodon was still alive? // What if everyone said your house was haunted, but you saw anything paranormal? // What dogs went extinct?



SNEAK PEEK:"It's like Moby Dick but every weekend." // "Megalodon in its natural habitat." // "Kellogg's....better than masturbation." // "Elephant Play-Doh." // "your mom was being a bully...but you were pretty stupid."



Intro summited by Kim Tea



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"I've committed to surfing the rest of my life." -Lance Armstrong



TOPICS: What if you saw someone riding your stolen bike?



SNEAK PEEK: "I listen to a podcast as a mental supplement." \\ "Just maim you, nothing drastic." \\ "The new Porsche, OCTOPORSCHE, it has eight wheels." \\ "Don't throw your pigs in pearls,they can't swim in them." \\ "I shave my earlobes for heat."



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