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This week, open up your copy of The Daily Prophet and settle in for some hot goss as the hosts break down Rita Skeeter's Scoop on Rebeus Hagrid and his qualifications as a Hogwarts professor! Plus, between Ludo and some goblins and Rita and Hermione, were we moments away from a good ole fashioned pub brawl at The Three Broomsticks? Join us and find out!

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We discuss the recent news that all seven Harry Potter audiobooks will be transformed into new full-cast ensemble productions!

Chapter-by-Chapter continues with Goblet of Fire, Chapter 24: Rita Skeeter's Scoop

7-Word Summary: Rita ignites rumors in The Three Broomsticks

Do we think Cedric gave Harry a good clue about the egg?

Main Discussion #1: Dumbledore's Giant Mistake

Draco Malfoy... the 1950’s cartoon villain?!

Why does Hermione fail to grasp certain larger wizarding world dynamics?

Micah's Hot Take: While definitely scathing, Rita's article about Hagrid is... TRUE!

Should Dumbledore sack Hagrid as Care of Magical Creatures professor?

Why didn't Hagrid start as an assistant and receive proper training?

How do we feel about the students getting a proper Care of Magical Creatures lesson? 

Lupin and Hagrid have drastically different reactions to being outed! Why did Dumbledore accept Lupin’s resignation but not Hagrid’s?

Main Discussion #2: A Bagman In The Pub. Why is Ludo really meeting with the goblins? Is he trying to plant a story about his boss with Rita? How concerned should we be about Barty Crouch Sr.'s absence?

Should Hermione have been more careful calling out Rita in a crowded pub?

Main Discussion #3: Justice for Hagrid. Dumbledore shows up for Hagrid on a whole new level!

Do the letters of support Hagrid receives actually support his role as professor?

Does Dumbledore's trust in people and belief in second chances stem from his own family situation and relationship with Grindelwald?

Odds and Ends cover Krum practicing for The Second Task, Sleakeazy’s Hair Potion, goblin rebellions and Aberforth's lust for goats!

Next week: We're busting open the Muggle Mail bag, so send us your feedback!

Quizzitch question: The tub in the Prefects’ Bathroom features roughly how many golden taps? Submit your answer at MuggleCast.com/Quizzitch!

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We're back with another round of headcanons, this time submitted by our patrons on Patreon! Join Andrew, Eric, Laura and Micah as they discuss subjects ranging from McGonagall's gambling addiction, Kwikspell beginner courses in magic, Lily's mathletes club at school and much more! Thanks especially to our patrons Susan, Zachary, Carina, Brandy, Daniel, Dalia, Carlee, and Leah, whose headcanons we read!

Can YOU dance like a Hippogriff? Nananananananana! It's Yule Ball season and this week, we’re fraternizing with the enemy, proving our emotional span is greater than a teaspoon and dodging Moody's creepy eye, all while trying our best to keep our dates happy and turn it up on the dance floor!

Chapter-by-Chapter continues with Goblet of Fire, Chapter 23: The Yule Ball

7-Word Summary: Hormones fly amok at Hogwarts’ Big Holiday

Main Discussion #1: Hermione’s Chapter

Would anyone that Hermione took to the ball have been free of Ron’s criticism?

The Courting of Hermione Granger

What do we think of Viktor Krum's approach... and sheer vulnerability?

We react to Hermione's decision to have Madam Pomfrey shrink her teeth

Main Discussion #2: Hurricane Ron

Animal Magnetism, baby! What makes Ron suddenly so full of himself?

Sour face, sour mood: Ron casts a massive black cloud over the entire Yule Ball

Could Ron be jealous his two besties are a part of the Elite Champions date club?

Low Blow, Ron! Does Hermione truly not have Harry's best interests at heart?

We debate if Harry did enough to defuse the tension between Ron and Hermione

Odds and Ends cover Sirius' knife, Dobby's Christmas gift, Barty Crouch Jr.'s mysterious absence, Snape and Karkaroff's odd relationship, Beetle Rita and more!

Next week: Goblet of Fire, Chapter 24: Rita Skeeter's Scoop

Quizzitch question: According to Rita Skeeter, what department at the Ministry would be particularly interested in Hagrid’s Blast-Ended Skrewts?

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On this week's episode, we interrupt your regularly scheduled schoolwork to announce (quite last minute) that there will be a Yule Ball this year! Grab your dress robes and find a dance partner before all the "good ones" are taken!

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Chapter-by-Chapter continues with Goblet of Fire, Chapter 22: The Unexpected Task

7-Word Summary: Cho regrets not saying ‘yes’ to Greatness

Main Discussion #1: McGonagall's announcement

Is Professor McGonagall not being sensitive to Harry's youth?

How long have the teachers known about the Yule Ball this year, and why would they announce it a week before Christmas?

Laura asks what our high school dances were like and the hosts try to remember.

Fred Weasley has the Cha(rizz)ma to win The Unexpected Task of Asking Girls Out

Would it be so wrong if Harry, a champion, went stag to the ball?

Harry turns on Cedric Diggory after learning he's Cho's date

Cho lets Harry down easy, and we compare her character here vs Book 5

Ginny wins at playing the long game; Ron and Harry both mess up at romance

This chapter represents the last time Harry will forget about bezoars

Next week: Goblet of Fire, Chapter 23: The Yule Ball

Quizzitch question: What gift does Harry get Ron for Christmas in 1994?

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On this week's episode, the band is back together! So grab your golden eggs and bring ‘em to the Gryffindor Common Room, because it’s a PAR-TAY and even the House-Elves are invited!

Chapter-by-Chapter continues with Goblet of Fire, Chapter 21: The House-Elf Liberation Front

7-Word Summary: Shrieks and panic erupt from Gryffindor base

Main Discussion #1: Blast-Ended Rita

Ron or Hermione? Who has the better perspective after The First Task?

Anxiety or Relief? How do feel about the The Second Task being three months away?

We analyze the different student reactions to Harry opening his egg

Sneaky Skeeter: Why is Rita so interested in speaking with Hagrid? What do we make of her tactics?

Main Discussion #2: Tea Time With Dobby

Who wore it better? Dobby or Mr. Weasley?

What is it in Dobby’s character that makes him enjoy being free?

What do we make of Winky’s current situation? Her perception of Dobby?

Why did it take Dobby two years to come back to Hogwarts?

Dobby is gettin' paid and time off! Does this offer stand for all House-Elves working at Hogwarts?

Keep The Secrets: Are we to believe Dobby is doing additional work for Dumbledore that makes him “in the know"?

We deep dive into the conditioning of House-Elves, their generational trauma, physical treatment and more

Next week: Goblet of Fire, Chapter 22: The Unexpected Task

Quizzitch question: How many girls ask Harry Potter to the Yule Ball?

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In this delightful Bonus MuggleCast segment, the hosts and special Slug Club guest Catherine participate in Sporcle's "Harry Potter minefield" quiz! Over 3 Million people have tried to guess the most-mentioned characters in the Harry Potter books, without guessing any that appear outside of the Top 50. Fittingly, for the recent St. Patrick's Day holiday, No. 50 is everyone's favorite Irish Gryffindor student, Seamus Finnigan. SO, it's time to play, Who's More Famous than Seamus?

A link to the Sporcle Quiz itself: https://www.sporcle.com/games/Flick/hpminefun