Whyte Noise Chelsea Jacobson, Michael Judson Berry, & Ryan Wilder

We're back and useless as ever! On the (re)inaugural episode of Whyte Noise, actor Michal Judson Berry and comedian Chelsea Jacobson welcome Ryan Wilder to the show. As always, Michael and Ryan each have ten minutes to teach Chelsea about a random topic. Today's? Tightrope. Not to be confused with taute rope.
Chelsea chooses a winner off no criteria really- and someday whoever wins the most episodes will receive the coveted Hymen Trophy!

No truckin way! This is White Noise, idiot! Paris and Michael each have ten minutes to rant and ramble on trucks. Chelsea then picks a winner who is one step closer to winning the prestigious Hymen Trophy. Subscrive or do literally anything else!

Amazing! Michael and Paris each have ten minutes to ramble about the Amazing Race. Chelsea then picks a winner. Whoever wins the most episodes will one day take home the coveted Hymen Trophy. Subscribe! Or Don't!

Into WWII and tucking? Boy do we have the show for you.
On our dumb little podcast, each week Paris and Michael teach Chelsea about a different topic. She picks a winner who wins nothing and then they do it all over again. Todays topic: it's in the title idiot! Subscribe, or don't! Who cares! It's just white noise.

Horses of courses! It's our first episode of White Noise. Every week, Paris and Michael have ten minutes each to teach Chelsea about a different subject. Today's inaugural topic: horses! They cover all things egg nog to hymens.
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Listen to our trailer now! (Or don't!) White noise is coming soon.