A Table at the Tan-O: Conversations About the World of General Hospital gia & keisha

You know, when Sonny isn't hanging someone from a meat hook, or taking someone on a tour of the pine barrens, or pummeling someone, he's really quite wise and lovely. Similarly, when Heather isn't murdering people, she is charming and sweet. Hmm. Meanwhile, a lot of  the civilized gentle folk of Port Charles are becoming super annoying. Finn (sure, grief-stricken, drug-addicted, but still), Molly/TJ (sure, baby-desperate, boring, but still), Curtis/Trina/Portia (sure, traumatized, grief-stricken, boring, but still). Anyway, they need to drink some of that uterus tea, hang at the MC pool with Gio and Joss, and just calm down. Yeesh. 
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So Drew shows up at the Metro Court pool in a tank top (and shorts), and it's even worse than we imagined. This guy! And Willow, you are a mother and a wife, and a smart (?) person. What is happening to you? Wiley! Shame on you! Yeesh. So embarrassing. Michael would be disgusted. Disgusted. And we would understand. Now Jason. There is a guy we can get behind. He knows a grown man doesn't show up at the Metro Court pool when it's full of children. Plus, he talks less. Elizabeth, maybe you and Jason..... Why not? Finn is going to be a while. And Barb knows where he lives. And Elizabeth knows Barb knows. Liz, don't look back. Let Tracy and Brook Lynn and poor Chase put Finn back together. Poor Finn. He knows what he lost.
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Gia and Keisha are wondering what the plan is for Natalia? In other words, how long must she be endured? Poor Blaze. She needs to borrow a bit of Kristina's strength. And Sonny, what is the plan for Sonny? He's easier to endure, but will he be okay? And then there's Finn. Oh Finn. Poor Chase. Poor Brook Lynn. Poor Elizabeth, Violet, and everyone else. And poor Finn. He's got enough demons. Will his latest lapse fill his head with more? The good news is it looks like we get to see Drew in a tank top tomorrow. Yippee. 
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Question: Does anyone care about Pikeman? Follow-up question: Does anyone understand anything related to Pikeman? For Gia and Keisha, the answers are No and Really No. In fact, Gia wouldn't mind if coffee took center stage (she wants the tv to emit coffee-like smells, but she's out in the blazing sun with her weedwhacker all day, so...you know). And Keisha would take a Jardiance commercial over another discussion about Pikeman any day. Wait--really? No, no, no. But it's neck and neck. Meanwhile, Ava is messing with Natalia, and that might be okay. Please, though, someone, take Sonny to a real doctor. Or a good nurse. Get this guy sorted out, 
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Gia and Keisha are disgusted. Partly because characters who went from bad to not so bad are back to being bad again (will we ever feel the same about Sonny or Ava?). But mostly because Willow seems to want to follow Drew around and tell him how great he is (he is not great), and he seems to want to let her! Gross! Michael, for crying out loud, don't let these two out of your sight! So gross! But you know who's not gross? Dante. Dante and Kristina had a lovely conversation about not having a father and having a father who is Sonny. All very thoughtful and interesting. Also receiving high marks for not being disgusting: Maxie (always a delight), Joss (fierce!), Nina (unhinged, sure), Elizabeth (what to do?), Brook Lynn (such a good shoulder for her fella), and Tracy (she got Chase to smile!). Gia would also like to acknowledge Brennan's superior hospital bed performance, but Keisha still thinks he's smarmy, which is disgusting adjacent. 
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Gia and Keisha would like to express their sadness over the death of Johnny Wactor. His family and friends must be devastated and heartbroken. 
General Hospital was a rerun today, Memorial Day, but G and K talk about it anyway, in their usual, meandering way. With perhaps a bit of melancholy, appropriate for the day.
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