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00:00:00 Introduction02:00:20 Gamers Horny Over Video Game Character10:10:05 Video Game Dorks Cry Over Lack Of Cleavage21:26:13 Dirty Uncle Ron Is On Instagram24:00:20 Meade’s New Song Is All About Looking For A Trad Wife29:22:07 Sign Up For The Sideshow Today!31:00:10 Vending Machine Coffee Full Of Bugs35:17:20 Fleeing In A Cop Car After You Killed Someone38:47:13 The Congressional Drag Queen Is Back, Bitches!43:16:15Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending









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On Today's Show -

Why Being Heterosexual Is So Gay

I Give a Big Thumbs Up To Dead Relatives On Social Media

Wearing The God Helmut To Speak To Spooks

Granny's Car Gets Jizzed And Pissed on by a sex freak

On Today's Show:

A Crackhead Gets Beaten On Live Television By A White Man
Plus Fighting Zombies And Assaulting Women: That’s What I’m Looking For In A City Mayor
Salmon Sperm swimming Upstream Into Women’s Vaginas
And Fisting Horses

On Today’s Show:







00:00:00 Introduction03:08:22 Grant Macdonald Is A Huge Proponent Of Nehpew Loving10:41:20 Meade’s Raising Money For An Engine14:11:15 Being Gangstalked While Pooping19:34:00 Another Uber Meltdown23:17:02 Traffic Stop Turns Into A Felony29:52:10 A Linda Finkle Hall Of Fame Nominee!32:57:16 Sign Up For The Sideshow!34:26:23 Reselling “Refreshed” Used Diapers38:29:01 An Attempted Florida Lottery Scam42:59:22 Youtuber Stunt Ends In Failure / Colon Cancer46:51:22Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending

















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On Today's Show:

-Pleasuring Yourself To Your Baby’s Ultrasound Photo
- Accidentally Euthanizing 100K Worth Of Boa Constrictor Babies
-Meade Skelton Got His Face Appraised By Incel Technology
-Getting Jealous Because Your Friend Hangs Out With Bigfoot

On Today’s Show:







Which Youtube has been Pushing Out Piss Crystals From Your Pee Hole And Chemically Burning Off His A*****e Hairs 







Plus The As Seen on TV Product That Will Finally Rid Your Home Of Horny Ghosts







And Complaining To Cops About The Low Quality Meth You Just Bought



















Pure Hypochondria – 90’s New Age Compilation CD As Seen On TV (youtube.com)









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