Groove Grove DJ Plant Bass

Put your vertebrate in it. This newest funk disc will put your back disc right back where it ought to be.



It took a long time.



But(t),



where there's a booty to shake, there's a back to get.

If it ain't nasty, it ain't nice!
Round up all your play cousins and funky family for this disco drenched dose of grove.
The ankle stank on the dancefloor is so pronounced that the hippos will put more pounce to their bounce while the ants transplant their dance chants. Now ain't nasty that?
Roam from that aroma-less zone and walk your way to DJ Plant Bass's Groove Grove. Nastier than your gross paycheck, after taxes.

Sick of being lonely?
Make a love connection with the Groove Grove as we twist and wind through the ups and downs of romance.
THIS is the hellafied love music.
We bring you flirtation, courtship, heartbreak, breakup, makeup, and most things in between--all narrated by the sounds of stereo soul.



'Til decks do us part.

Pacemakin' your party from head to toe!



This hump attack comes with its own SOS romantic call. Goin' down slowly, we jam with pleasure in here.



I am your abominable soulman, making all y'all get back and put your best pair of dancing kicks on. We used to have soles, but we got soul and then our shoes got holes!



The Cardiac Forest is a funky situation that shakes so good. Lose the dairy, keep the derrière!

Why get high when you can get down?



Welcome back to the Groove Grove. We've got the most addictive crates in the whole cloud. Funk is the drugs and the trip is cutting rugs!



Leave the substances alone and put this boogie in your bones. No shooting, snorting or smoking required to rise to these highs.