KevInExpert Adam + Kevin Rossi

They say that art often imitates life, and in this episode of Rare Experts, you will actually feel as though you are watching paint dry while listening to semi-pro paint water C.W. Thursday as he plasters the canvas of your brain with the finer points of his riveting profession. You won't want to brush over this episode as Mr. Thursday applies multiple coats of knowledge and expertise while discussing dry times, favorite colors, and, of course, his relationship with his siblings. 

In the bidecadial edition of Rare Experts, Peanut slogs through a somewhat painful interview with allegedly the British tester of dog & goat food Dansby Crothers (a.k.a. Craig Smith of Oklahoma). If you enjoy high-quality accents, listening to people pretend to order pizza, or thinking about wild teriyaki flavoring, then this might be an episode to try out if you've got literally nothing else going on sometime!

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Peanut welcomes professor and Marmot Day committee member Dr. Jeffrey Acorn, an expert on mammalogy with a focus on the genus marmota. Dr. Acorn breaks down the high-stakes marmot occupation with the highest fatality rate, as well as 3 or 4 of the most common jobs for the species as a whole, along with the current shortlist for the Marmot Day mascot representative (spoiler: the frontrunner is Alaska Jack). Stay tuned til the very end for a riveting series of scientifically-accurate marmot impressions!

In this wildly breathtaking installment of the inexplicable phenomenon known as 'Rare Experts', Peanut bravely sits down for a monumentally clichè conversation with dramatic hyperbolist known as Brundun Dunn (real name Brundun Dunn) as they take the show to the N E X T  L E V E L.

Brundun explains the impressively robust history of the family legacy that he has the great privilege to carry on for his XTREME(ly dead) parents now that his sister Brenda is no longer up to the task.

In the follow-up to the wildly successful interview which resulted in the demise of over a dozen secret agents around the globe, Peanut sits down with not one, not three, but TWO experts in a history-making interview with the #OarBros — Friday & Tuesday Thursday. These international oarsmen-for-hire can be found on Instagram @OarBros or by visiting oarbros.com (promo code 'PEANUT' for a free 'Row Yourself' premium upgrade on any trip of ten miles or more).

In what critics are hailing as a 'triumphant return' and a 'surprise to be sure, but a welcome one," Peanut retakes the microphone from Hurricane Bevin and dives right into interviewing premier spy representative Melville Singletary.

Disclaimer: Peanut Mackleby and Rare Experts are in no way affiliated with the collateral damage to the lives and/or livelihoods of agents in the field that are compromised as a direct result of Mr. Singletary and his blatant disregard for human life.