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The Black Network have their spindly fingers in everyone’s pie. I, personally, am not a big fan of that. I’m not certain our heroes are either. Though I guess at this point they seem pretty indifferent? Listen I’m all about grabbing that bag but sometimes things are a little too important for you to only be money motivated. That’s just my two cents, though. Any thoughts on the matter, Max Hedman? Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat.

What an intense and dramatic fight! I can’t even believe that our heroes made it out of that! That was a “by the skin of their teeth” fight if ever I have seen one. I guess the big question now is: what next? What exactly are our adventurers supposed to do now that the man who was the whole reason they were together is dead? Do you know, Max Hedman? Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat.

It’s time. Our heroes have put this off long enough. Sephek Caltro must die. Or they must die trying to bring him down. Gods I hope they don’t die. Yet how noble would it be to die fighting a serial killer. Pretty heroic if you ask me. What do you think, Max Hedman? Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat

It’s yeti time, baby! The only question is: will our heroes survive this encounter? I’m pretty positive all of them are exhausted. I don’t think I could fight a yeti in those conditions…but then again, I’m not an adventurer. Max Hedman, play us some yeti fighting music. It’s time to take this bastard down. Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat.

So they’ve found Garrett, but does that mean they can protect him? They can barely protect themselves if the climb to this mountain shows us anything. Gods I have a bad feeling that something terrible is about to happen. Please play me a song to calm my nerves, Max Hedman. Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat.

Our group has a name!! And so early, too! I remember it took Annie and the Cucks— I mean the Dragon Slayers a while before they got their name! Let’s hope they can find Garrett up on Kelvin’s Cairn without too much trouble! That creepy cat gave me a bad feeling. Hey, Max Hedman: play us something nice and relaxing to calm us down. Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat.