(Not A) Christian Podcast Kyle Crim

On this episode, we acknowledge that we all did weird things during the pandemic. Did you shave your chest? Abandon your mandatory cart in the grocery store? Have you shaken hands with a man lately? I've got some bad news for you... Then, Kyle tells a story about a string of irrational decisions ( likely induced by the lack of development in the 18-year-old male brain) that led him to do the most shameful thing he's ever done! The reason we're sharing it now is that there can be no (legal repercussions because the statute of limitations has expired! Didn't we all do dumb things in high school?

Big things have been happening this year. Kyle learned a new
skill and has a major life update to share with the friends of the show. Then,
for the bulk of the show, we catch up on some social media polls from the more
distant past…. But better late than never. What colors do you associate with
different months of the year? Most of you don’t do it at all, so this segment
will probably be incoherent rambling. You may have wondered before, what do
manila folders and vomit have in common? You’ll finally find your answer on
this segment. Then, we fulfill what the internet was created for- determining
how Christian certain non-Christian songs actually are. Then, Kyle ends the
show with what is perhaps the least surprising recommendation of the week in
the history of (NA)CP!

Welcome Back! After a long hiatus, it's good to be back! Kyle starts off talking about trips coming up in the near future and talks about the event that (maybe) served as the catalyst for the comeback episode of (NA)CP! It involves a scooter, a guy getting roasted and a bell-less tower. Then, Kyle uploads a segment that he recorded 6 months ago and just now got around to editing. Oops. Then, to end it, of course we talk about Mat Kearney, because this is (Not A) Christian Podcast.

This episode is all about the upcoming tournament! Join Kyle as he walks through Christmas traditions like matching family pajamas, parades, Krampus, Egg Nog and much more!

Kyle begins this show by telling the story of his latest impulsive purchase and how it affects the recording of the podcast. Then, the long-anticipated results of the Christian Villain Draft are revealed! And 103 episode into this thing, Kyle comes to a disturbing realization that some people may be doing certain... things while listening to the show. Then, since we’re catching up, Kyle updates you on his latest travel adventures where he meets the worst flight attendant he’s ever seen. But it’s okay, because we got content out of it! Then, we revisit Young Earth Creationism, as we (once again) dive into our series on the beginning of time. To end the show, Kyle revisits a childhood staple, but is met with disappointment that he will for sure have nightmares about!

Did anyone else use breath mints and lemon lime drinks to cure all ailments or was that just me? Follow along with Kyle's uninteresting adventure in being sick and pulling out all the elementary school cures! Then, Josh is back for one more episode where we draft our teams of Christian villains! Come and see the most dastardly figures we could contrive in the Bible, Church History, the prosperity realm and more! Who is the King of the Prosperity gospel? Can we name any actual heretics in church history? Also, find out about the gentlemen's agreement that we made to exclude the two figures that were too GOATed to be included in the draft!