Tossers Jack & Lachie

After a fun yet grim weekend, we sit down and console each other, not by speaking about our feelings, don't be silly, we're just bottling it up and ignoring it (or trying to). We break down the GF weekend as it happened, afterparty with Mick Fanning and Jonno Brown, Jack in the Box, corporate seats, lone ranger footy watching, just the guys being flat and much more.Please enjoy, we're not sure how cathartic this was, but maybe you guys can revel in our pain.

The Grand Final crossover you never knew you needed. This week, the boys are joined by Giorgio and Harry, two-thirds of KICK IT FORWARD minus that lanky redhead. We’re talking all things footy, piss chat, VIC bias, prank calls, Cod lobbies and everything in between. Go Lions! 🦁 Pay it forward, Find the boys here:https://www.instagram.com/kickitforwardpodcast/https://www.instagram.com/kick.it.forward/

The boys are back from their extended sabbatical in Thailand. Their syphilis has subsided, and bank accounts are balanced after their ladyboy love island retreat. Jack and Lachie are catching up after their long-lasting holiday and goodbye to their guts, Bali belly, jack kebabs, piss legends local oysters, bar hunt bitch, big cheques, seafood, death road, bike baddies, vape nation, bog boys, ladyboys, boys with roids, Brisbane sports, we drink, Jack doesn't care about his teams winning, nutsack prices, bodypart barter, meth babies, trading place, Truen and much more!

This week on Tossers, Jack and Lachie are breaking down the barriers and talking about what most of us wouldn’t dare – the daring act of going commando. It's all about the breezy life and the anxiety of an unexpected 'dacked' in the schoolyard. Think of it as a deep dive into the world of boxers, or the lack thereof.With their unique blend of humor and nostalgia, Jack and Lachie also explore the influence of TV shows from their youth. It's like a trip down memory lane, but with more popcorn and less VHS tracking issues.But it's not all about the past. Jack and Lachie also take on the digital age, discussing new social media platforms like Threads. They're not just scrolling through feeds, they're dissecting the complexities of likes, shares, and viral videos. It's a rollercoaster ride through the past and into the present, all with the unique Tossers' twist. Tune in and get ready to laugh, reminisce, and maybe even learn a thing or two.

Welcome back to the podcast that's more refreshing than a cold pint on a scorching summer day. Today we have a guest who's about to take you on a wild ride. He's not your typical athlete-turned-social-media-star. No, this man is the epitome of eccentricity and entertainment. He's the one and only Prime Train, and he's about to blow your mind.
Picture this: a pandemic hits, and while the city slickers in Melbourne drown in restrictions, the rural areas like Thornton are living it up with a side of freedom fries. Jack and Prime Train dive headfirst into the contrasting experiences, and let me tell you, the laughs are contagious. But hold on tight, because these lads don't stop at mere chuckles. They tackle the nitty-gritty of grassroots football, those underdog teams battling for survival in a world dominated by big organizations like the AFL.
Prime Train, the eccentric champion of the people, spills the beans on his mission to shed light on these unsung heroes of the game. Get ready to be inspired, my friends. And if you thought it couldn't get any crazier, think again. Social media is their playground, and Prime Train spills the tea on the trials and tribulations of being an influencer. From vape-wielding enthusiasts to manipulative content, these two take you on a wild journey through the highs and lows of digital notoriety.
Buckle up, because the online world just got a lot more bizarre. But fear not, my friends, because amidst the madness, Prime Train reveals his deep love for community football. He's on a quest to travel far and wide, bringing his contagious energy to local clubs and shaking hands with the unsung heroes of the game. Jack and Prime Train give you a front-row seat to the importance of supporting these clubs and the unique spirit they bring to the field.
So grab a pint, get comfy, and prepare to be thrown into a whirlwind of laughter, insight, and a mullet-inspired revolution. "Tossers" is here to challenge your perceptions of sports, leisure, and entertainment, and let me tell you, it's a wild ride you don't want to miss. Welcome aboard, my friends. Let the chaos commence!-
- Again, I'd like to thank the Robots for their help, and we welcome judgement day, they deserve an ups=rising for all their hard work.

So, what's the deal with this episode of the 'Hit Different' podcast with Jack and Lachie, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it's a rollercoaster ride!First off, they're dissecting music like it's some kind of surgery. Rock and roll is apparently done, and rap is the new head honcho. That's like saying New York bagels are out and Los Angeles is the bagel capital. Who'd have thought?And boy bands? Who are these guys? They're having a real 'trip down memory lane' moment, arguing about which member had the best solo career. It's like deciding who the best Seinfeld character is - it's Jerry, always Jerry!Now, onto TikTok, the world's most confusing encyclopedia. This place can resurrect a tune faster than you can say 'yada yada yada.' It's like a flea market for old hits. Bizarre, sure. But entertaining? You bet!And then, brace yourself, they dive into the world of tomato sauce storage. It's like the age-old argument about putting milk in the cereal before or after the cereal. Some like it cold, some don't. Who knew there were so many politics around condiments?The grand finale? An ode to charcoal chicken. They're reminiscing about some joint in Richmond and suddenly, they're knee-deep in a KFC nostalgia trip. It's like missing airline food - makes no sense, but somehow it does.You might think Jack and Lachie are a couple of kooks, but they're our kooks. They argue, they laugh, they talk nonsense. But isn't that what makes life interesting? So, grab your bowl of cereal, crank up the volume, and enjoy the show!- Jerry Seinfeld (the robot)