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Annihilation is so good it took us two episodes to get through all our content! Hopefully the box office output of this episode is better than the film, because we know we'll be boosting search algorithms all over the world for 'Annihilation,' and 'Alex Garland.'

Part sci-fi, horror, mystery, thriller, action, drama, etc - Annihilation refracts genres as well as its mysterious Shimmer refracts DNA. Here to discuss Alex Garland's box office disaster is horror and sci-fi film producer Michael Facey, as we cut to the core of what made this movie so great... but not great enough to see at the cinema.

It is one of the most expensive films ever made, costing Disney $200 million after box office receipts. At least it was a critical success... oh wait, it wasn't. 'Failure' isn't an adequate description of Andrew Stanton's 'John Carter.'

A film which received as much criticism as it made money, a cast that couldn't save it and some weird fan "shipping" of Eddie Brock and his symbiote. We can only be talking about Ruben Fleischer's Venom.

It's officially the worst Star Wars film. Just ask Rotten Tomatoes. A disappointing end to a disappointing trilogy, and an even worse ending to such an amazing story. Let's dig into why.

There probably isn't a Star Wars film as divisive as Rian Johnson's The Last Jedi, so we sat down to figure out why. From casinos to Space Jesus, it's all a bunch of, "This Isn't My Star Wars." Let's talk about why.