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Weird AF News Jonesy
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Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.
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New SexBots powered AI to hit shelves. Come back to the office and get your own desk!
China's next-gen sexbots powered by AI to hit the shelves. Employers lure workers back to office with promise of their own desk. Vermont Republican confesses to secretly pouring cups of water into colleague’s bag for months. //
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Police conduct mock shooting for students who now need therapy. Elephants know each others' names cuz they smart.
Woman didn’t know she was pregnant, gave birth at Golden Corral. Elephants may refer to each other by name. Burlington Police Terrified High School Students With Mock Shooting. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
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Crocodile ate their dogs, so they ate him. Hire a driver that can also shoot your enemies.
A crocodile was terrorizing an Australian town, so residents cooked and ate it. Like Uber, but with guns new car service in Phoenix. Edible robots could end up on a menu according to scientists. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
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Floridaman sneezes and his colon falls out at the diner. Man thinks all of Florida is a nude beach.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida man takes naked stroll through park with good reason. Floridaman sneezes and his colon falls out at the diner. Florida school board bans a book on book-banning. Floridaman crashes car through a jail and the it gets weird. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
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Man broke into home to perform exorcism on former co-worker. Hospital puts "famous" singer in a straight-jacket.
Four Tops singer says hospital put him in straitjacket after not believing he was in Four Tops. A restaurant wanting a ‘grown and sexy’ vibe bans diners under 30. Man breaks into former Chick-fil-A co-worker's home to 'perform exorcism'. //
SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones -
Denmark recalls Korean ramen for being too spicy. German town votes to have all pigeons killed.
Denmark recalls Korean ramen for being too spicy. German town votes to have all pigeons killed. Chiquita Banana Co found liable for financing terrorist group. //
SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones