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Dana comes from a tradition of Italian thuggery, Gaye’s on Cepacol, Dan hates the iPhone and Adam suggests an armoire in the court. 
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Dana is best friends with Brook Shields, Gaye has a brain worm, Dan is warm and fuzzy for Jeff Duncan and Adam moves to a freedom city. 
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Gaye says a lot of things that get edited out, Dana was diddled by Marlin Perkins, Dan exposes his racist past and Adam leaves the Yang Gang for good.
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Liz thinks Kari Lake is secretly a light-skinned black lady, Dana dreams about a life of puzzles and liposuction, Gaye’s turned on by gay man sex, Dan wants to be Gewgled and Adam comes out as Trans-MAGA. 
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Dana thinks your religion is stupid but not in a judgy way, Dan drinks vodka like he’s on an airplane, Gaye gets a low-value NO and Adam thinks Trump will drop out of the election and become a sex tourist.
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Dan is definitely NOT a yes man, Dana thinks Russian supermarkets are not all they’re cracked up to be, Adam’s good friends with Argentina and Gaye calls in from Georgia with her friend Karen.
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