Therapy Gecko Lyle Drescher

A guy with three children calls in to brainstorm ways to get his life together after an intense love affair severely disrupts his life.

Then a caller talks about attending various competitive video game tournaments and a final caller tries to find someone to build Legos with.

I like your haircut. I am a gecko.

A woman shares the long string of alien encounters she’s experienced throughout her life, and worries what they mean for her daughter.

Then a final caller and I reflect on how she might scheme her way out of a day job.

It’s a whole thing. I am a gecko.

A caller who lost his virginity to his cousin seeks to shed his shame.

Afterwards a guy in his 50s shares his journey of getting his mental health in order and a final caller fills me in on an 8th grade crush that’s caused turbulence in his adulthood.

Time for my shift as an animal at the Rainforest Cafe. I am a gecko.

A caller from an undisclosed location in Asia creates a movement for freedom via haunted houses.

Afterwards a caller lacks motivation regarding his responsibilities and a final caller figures out how much a goat costs.

Peel that glue off your hands. I am a gecko.

A caller explains how smoking meth helped them realize they enjoy wearing women’s clothing.

Afterwards a prison guard talks about the bizarre things they’ve dealt with on the job and a final caller talks about what it’s like to have a second b******e.

I think I left the oven on. I am a gecko.

A caller marries a stranger she meets on a girls trip to Belize, which snowballs into one of the most intense experiences of her life.

Then a final caller reflects on meeting and breaking up with an online boyfriend after one of my live shows.

Google says there are 24 species of hamster. I am a gecko.