Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays Meagan & Lindy

This week we are proud to report that we have a husband listener! Welcome, buddy! And what a time to be a new listener and/or a husband, because in this episode Lindy and Meagan are doing the Lord’s work: ranking dragons. We’re talking about Smaug. We’re talking about Puff. We’re talking about…the other ones. And we name the 3rd best song ever composed, and it's a pharmaceutical jingle.

Lindy and Meagan somehow trick Lizz Winstead into appearing on their podcast, and they talked about abortion and pontoon boats.

Lindy and Meagan have epiphanies about dogs and their business. Then, they read a raucous letter sent to the Best Friend Party Phone that is somehow both about writing fan mail and being exposed to the killer, AND the girls set off to find an Irishman for their international gang. Most importantly, evidence has emerged that Keith Morrison subscribes to the Text Me Back Patreon.

This week, Lindy becomes a flat earther for real, Meagan literally holds a press conference about Justice Samuel Alito's stinky ass, and they dispense trivial advice about non-urgent problems.

This week, something has gone wrong with Meagan's brain and it's NOT a worm! Later, Lindy and Meagan ponder how they'd defeat some kind of oceanic creature if given the opportunity, and rank their favorite sticks.

Lindy fights a bear, Meagan reads a letter about a toilet emergency, and both consider voting for RFK's brain worm.