07. Love Never Dies Everything That's Wrong

Tracy and Reagan talk about all the things wrong with the Phantom of the Opera sequel Love Never Dies.  For some reason, old man Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber decided he needed to make this thing and we decided we needed to see it.  Come for the giant, dancing skeletal rat monster, stay for the take down of Christine and Phantom's star-crossed love… Anyway, Tracy doesn't agree with me (even people who are usually right can sometimes be wrong) but there is no way the original musical and this show are in the same continuity.  This is alternate universe Phantom, Christine, and Raoul. That's the only way the plot works, Tracy. The only way.
(Abusing my synopsis-writing privileges…  Mwahahaha…)
-Reagan
 
Credits:
Opening and closing music: Circus Bender by The Polish Ambassador
Positivity Corner music: Oh! By Jingo! by All-Star Trio
People Agree With Us music: ¡Qué Paciencia! by Los Sundayers
 
Also, we added a couple clips in post-production that we didn't have planned, so we don't give them credit as they occur, so let's do that now.  These are:
The audio from the Andrew Lloyd Webber interview, which is from this video, "Andrew Lloyd Webber on Love Never Dies", from the official Love Never Dies YouTube account.
The clip of two people intro-ing Love Never Dies is from this Let's Put on a Show episode.