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1000$ Tlmdst
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- Judendom
Two Jews, Sam and Dovid are walking down the street when they see a Church with a big sign.
“Special today! All converts will receive $1000”
They’re both intrigued and confused. Dovid says “wait out here, and I’ll go inside and find out what this all about.”
Sam agrees and sits on the bench out front. He waits one hour…two hours…three hours. Finally after 4 hours, Dovid comes out the church, no longer wearing his kippah and now adorned with a large golden cross around his neck.
Sam is stunned and asks his friend, “Dovid, what happened? Did you convert?”
“It’s actually David now, and yes, I’ve accepted Jesus as my lord and savior”
“Well, in that case, did you get the $1000?”
David angrily responds, “Money!? Is that all you Jews think about?!”
Two Jews, Sam and Dovid are walking down the street when they see a Church with a big sign.
“Special today! All converts will receive $1000”
They’re both intrigued and confused. Dovid says “wait out here, and I’ll go inside and find out what this all about.”
Sam agrees and sits on the bench out front. He waits one hour…two hours…three hours. Finally after 4 hours, Dovid comes out the church, no longer wearing his kippah and now adorned with a large golden cross around his neck.
Sam is stunned and asks his friend, “Dovid, what happened? Did you convert?”
“It’s actually David now, and yes, I’ve accepted Jesus as my lord and savior”
“Well, in that case, did you get the $1000?”
David angrily responds, “Money!? Is that all you Jews think about?!”
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