Alohomora!: The Original Harry Potter Re-Read Alohomora!

On Episode 400 we discuss...

→ Everyone's hair
→ Overacting
→ How incredible the soundtrack is
→ One hundred and thirty-nine minutes of hot takes
→ That the Marauders might not be missing from the film at all
→ Behind the Wand: Stories from the Harry Potter Films
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On Episode 399 we discuss...

→ Spoiler alert, Fred dies
→ Everyone wonders why these kids are so brave
→ Puffs is still a great play
→ Lackluster Horcrux
→ From Bianca: "The common sense that God gave a goose"
→ What could have been: Charlie's triumphant return with Norberta

On Episode 398 we discuss...

→ How the Weasleys don't care about Harry yet
→ Turquoise is an odd choice for a car
→ Lockhart is a "watered down soda"
→ We need to see the tax slips
→ So many holes in the plan
→ Ginny in the wild
→ Same day, different story

On Episode 397 we discuss...

→ Hagrid's arrested development
→ Dragon eggs
→ The actor who plays the girl in Damsel
→ Held back students
→ What is stoat?
→ Ron impresses us, again
→ Subway Cloak
→ Dragons, Lions, and Bears

On Episode 396 we discuss...
→ Molly and vehicular manslaughter
→ Grunge era, 90s' cool, Bill
→ Hermione, torn between amusement and anxiety
→ No one cares about Bertha
→ The complicated relationship between Molly, George, and Fred
→ A plea for Percy
→ Ginny is just awesome

On Episode 395 we discuss...

→ How the movie did it better
→ Elves who work in houses
→ Lavender needs to read the room
→ Geoff REALLY doesn't like Cormac McLaggen
→ Snape teaches in a way that makes people remember
→ Dumbledore is the puppet master of Hagrid
→ Fred and George are smart little bullies