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This week
Gas hording causes a gas shortage
Anti-mask, Anti-vaxxers do the right thing for the wrong reasons
Israel and Palestine fight like teenagers
Dr. Fauci Finally says Fuck It
And the insurrection is NOT tourism

This week:
A crypto currency based on a joke tanks based on a better joke
Foxitus: A fake disease that comes from watching fake news
A crazy cult that isn't the Republican Party
A crazy cult that is the Republican Party
And some more racist b******t from Tennessee

This week
Trump uses "Cyber Ninjas" to try and steal a 6 month old election
Brett Kavanaugh screams
D.C. Statehood
Non sexualized gymnasts
Horrifying Republican Boredom
And Giuliani's taint 

This week:
Biden ends the endless war
(Not Scary) Genetic Mosquito Mutations
What passes as a reasonable Republican
Kamala Harris (Just like Allie our Kamala Harris impersonator) Moves into a new home
Vaccine pauses
And teaching cops NOT to kill all of the Black People

This week:
Gun kits
Derek Chauvin's indefensible defense
The University of Kentucky
Golden Corral
And The differences between a gun and not a gun

This week we commemorate the death of G. Gordon Liddy by tracing Nixonian corruption, through Reagan to Limbaugh to Fox to Trump to Matt Gaetz etc.