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This week the boys are back to playing some classic BFYTW Games for pointless points.

Game 1 - Broken Headlines

I've got three news stories with the important words redacted from their headlines, all our players have to do is fill in the blanks - you'll get a point for making me laugh, but you can also get a point if you're reasonably close to the correct headline, so play it however you like.

Game 2 - Pitch Me Baby One More Time

May 22nd is National Solitaire Day, and aside from recently experiencing the joy of watching the waterfall of cards from beating Solitaire on Windows 98, I think it's about time we spice the old game up. I want you to pitch me a solitaire-themed book, video game, tv show, or movie, and here's the kicker - I want it to be sexy. I'm not talking about sexual solitaire, so please leave masturbation out of your pitches, but this needs to be enticing on every level. Most exciting pitch wins.

Game 3 - No More Bastards

It's our favorite gentleperson's game of naming names and then disqualifying names, and last man standing wins.

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This week we are joined by entertainer and friend of the show Crunchie!!

We play 3 games in a fun 3-way.

Game 1 - The Cost is Correct

I'll give our players five items to take turns bidding on, players will continue bidding until all players have gone over, or all players have decided to freeze their bids. I'll give a "Final Bids" call when players are close to the retail price, but depending on the bidding, it's possible a maximum of one player will have gone over when Final Bids is called.

Game 2 - Being Stevied

Stevie's prepared a game, so we'll swap places and he'll host while I play for him. Who knows what this will be about, but try not to get Stevied too much.

Game 3 - Make It Worse

Our players will take a thing and take turns making it incrementally worse, following three rules, one, your worsening must always be worse than the worsening before yours, two, no repetition or iteration is allowed, and three, low-hanging fruit like Nazis or pedophilia are not allowed, because ick. This is a game all about how creative you can be, so get creative as heck and make it worse!

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On this week's epsiode of BFYTW, the Boys are back in studio to hang and chill after a run of guests spots.

We're all pretty exhausted from the craziness that was last week, so we decided to sit back and take it easy this episode.

Topics include:
Thane Audio Book progress
Tex Murphy
Pantsless Shorts Videos
Thane 2
Fallout
Cyberpunk
Boardgames-  Loop and Flapjacks and Lumberjacks

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Shoutouts to our Patrons; Mexi, Justin B, Kristin F ,Jeramey F ,Flaose, Todd, Jim, Flaos, Bridget F., David M., Dave A, Erin S, Donna/Colin Maggs,The GateLeapers, Kacey S., William M.

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I tossed around several ideas, I considered doing a Metal music episode, but we've just done a music ep, and I thought "what else could we jam with Mexi about", and given that I just had a celebratory (and masturbatory) Thane audiobook episode, let's take me down a peg and make fun of the videos we all made together fifteen years ago. And along the way, we'll share a little love for the first fan Pantsless Shorts ever had who wasn't family or friends and his OUTSTANDING album and single release.

Game 1 - ROAST BATTLEI'll bring up five (I will NOT use the term 'classic') Pantsless Shorts videos we made together, and we'll talk about what it was like to make them, and I'll give my players the opportunity to roast the video. If your savage roast gets a laugh out of me, you earn a point for that video. Players keep their points into the remaining games.

Game 2 - PITCH ME BABY ONE MORE TIMEI'm not going to resurrect Pantsless Shorts. But if I did, what video do you wish we had made? I want each player to pitch me either a Pantsless Shorts sketch, or a Save Files video about a video game, series, or system, or an It's Stevie episode. Instead of choosing the best like usual, I'll give each pitch a score from 1-5 points.

Game 3 - PANTSLESS SHORTS, LOADING READY RUN, OR SOMETHING ELSE?Pantsless Shorts was heavily inspired by early internet sketch comedy troupe Loading Ready Run, but can our players tell the difference? I've got ten lines, and all our players have to do is tell me, is that line from a Pantsless Shorts video, a Loading Ready Run video, or a third option? The third option will be different for every line. After all ten lines, the player with the most points gained over the course of the episode will be declared the winner.

https://music.apple.com/us/album/per-severance-ep/1727908646

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https://www.youtube.com/@PantslessShorts

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This week the BFYTW studio is graced with the pressence of two professional voice actors. Aaron hosts three games based around voice acting and his novel Thane between two teams. VO Artist David Autovino paired with Stevie, and Voice Actor Caroline Orejuela partnered with Augie.

Game 1 - Ask the Author 

In what I can only describe as a PROFOUND and unnecessary ego trip, I want our players to take turns asking me any question they want about Thane. I'll answer every question as honestly as I can, my favorite question after two or three go-arounds (depending on time) will earn their team one episode point.

Game 2 - Voice Acting Challenge

I have a few short passages of the worst dialogue you've ever seen, and I'm going to have our non-voice actors, Stevie and Augie, give their best vocal performance in a style of my choosing. Their partner will have to coach them to improve their performance, and they'll perform a second time. I'll give their second performance a score of 1-5 points, and the team with the most points after two readings each will win the challenge and earn two episode points.

Game 3 - Thane, Zero Escape, or Something Else?

Thane takes a lot of inspiration from the visual novel/escape room simulator game series Zero Escape, but can you tell the difference? I've got ten lines here, and all you have to do is tell me whether they come from Thane, Zero Escape, or something else entirely. To confuse matters further, I wanted to have Seth MacFarlane read all of the lines as Peter Griffin from Family Guy, but Mr. MacFarlane is very busy, and also we couldn't afford him. So instead I've asked Casey P. from Fiverr to do his best Peter Griffin impression as he reads the lines. The team who gets the most correct after all ten lines wins the game and gets three episode points.

https://www.instagram.com/caroline_orjuela/
https://davidautovino.wixsite.com/actor
https://www.fiverr.com/caseyp98

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On this week's episode of BFYTW, we are joined by fellow OddPods podcasters Lauren and Russ from Beer'd Al and The Infectious Groove shows.

Game 1 - Get to the Kareoke Bar!

When I think of 80's music, I think of icons, and one of the biggest icons of the eighties has to be its greatest action star, Arnold Schwarzenegger. Sadly, he's too busy to appear on the show, and we couldn't afford him anyway.

So instead we're going to have a fake text-to-speech Arnold Schwarzenegger program (and I need to be absolutely clear here for legal reasons, this is 100% NOT ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER, it's a fake) read out lyrics to ten songs. Guess the song, and earn a point, but get it wrong, and the other team will have a chance to steal the point. The team with the most points after all ten songs wins the game and earns one episode point.

Game 2 - Pitch Me Baby One More Time

I got to thinking the other day that a lot of great 80's music didn't get a great music video to go with it. Videos were only just becoming all the rage, but some songs got left out. And as I have lots of money, and very little common sense, I'd like to buy the rights to these songs and release new videos for them. I want each of you to pitch me a classic 80's song that does not have an iconic music video, and describe to me the music video that it deserves to have. Best pitch wins the game and earns two episode points for their team.

Game 3 - The Rules of the Game (80's Music Edition)

Our players are going to play a game that they don't know the rules to. As they play they'll earn points, but if any player can guess the rules of the game before the game ends, they'll earn a bonus ten points, and continue playing. At the end of the game, the team with the most points wins and earns three episode points.

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Shoutouts to our Patrons; Mexi, Justin B, Kristin F ,Jeramey F ,Flaose, Todd, Jim, Flaos, Bridget F., David M., Dave A, Erin S, Donna/Colin Maggs,The GateLeapers, Kacey S., William M.

Free Followers on Patreon: Joáo C, Joep, Leonardo, Irsya Cahyo, Teanna Cm Lucho D.

Founding Members of @OddPodsMedia https://www.patreon.com/BFYTW

Show Music by @KeroseneLetter and @Mexigun 

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