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The Olympics are finished, and now the stories come out. With coverage that is almost live, Global Examiner is, perhaps up there at the top, or at least near the top, or somewhere within a reasonable distance of the top of the podcasting news world. In fact, many of our stories were stolen, at the Olympics. I bet you didn't hear about that! 
Please join us for our aspiring award winning news coverage.
Global Examiner, on behalf of Peter Turquoise CEO

Loyal listeners, we've been tasked to record another episode of Global Examiner. Join us as your hosts travel the world of news, globally! 

Welcome to Global Examiner.
Blue Men Group podcast, and all of her assets have been bought by Peter Turquoise.
We are proud to announce the inaugural episode of Global Examiner, a closer look into the most pressing issues of the day, around the globe. 
We are thankful to our sponsor: Storylines luxury cruises for their generous contribution to the news.
Keep your eyes and ears open for changes to this podcast channel.

Hi friends, we sold our show. Our extremely strong numbers in Slovakia, and business advice from an Argentine listener led us down a path to complete independence from sponsors and bosses. Please join us on a Blue Men Group adventure around the globe. Join us next week for the debut episode of _______________!
Topics on this week's show include:
1. Live From The Garbage Dump
2. This Week In History
3. Drunk Soldier Poops Pants
4. Virile Viscount
5. DeBeers™ Says Millenial Won't Like Lab Grown Diamonds
6. Solidarity With Sino-Sissies OF THE WEEK
7. The Final Week's Numbers

Ahoy, hoy! Did you know that's how Alexander Graham Bell wanted us to answer phones? To say, AHOY-HOY! LOL, that would never work. Anyway, here's the topics that are discussed on this episode:
1. Boston Tea Party - party or protest?
2. Cheating scandal in the Camel Beauty Contest
3. The Next James Bond will be a British Man
4. AI generated poetry is terrifying
5. MAD THAI TV
6. Real Quick Yogurt Stop of the Week
7. Our Podcast is For Sale
8. Last Week's Numbers

Hello dear listeners. What a time of year for news. It's almost unstoppable at the rate it's coming out. Almost daily, the Blue Men Group gathers to assess the news, and these are the stories that we have found fit for your ears. Please listen to these topics, which include:
1. The Royal Family's Fairytale Wedding
2. IKEA Sleepover
3. New Dog Sized Dinosaur Just Dropped
4. Trampoline Park Brawl
5. Heroic Sex Act of the Week
6. Last Week's Numbers