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Why Did Jaz Walk Out on Chris?! | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 172
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TIMESTAMPS
00:00 Intro
03:40 Jaz is Here!!
06:29 Jaz WALKS OFF
09:45 Distefano Family Cruise
17:53 The King of Queens
27:30 Weak and Gay
31:50 Kumail Nanjiani
35:59 Ahuasca
47:45 Chrissy Good Father
56:10 Talkin Recent Guests
1:11:30 Chris Turns Down a Gig
1:28:24 JASMIN RETURNS
1:32:45 Jaz Talks Therapy
1:38:14 Distefano Family Cruise 2
1:50:14 Jaz Diagnoses Chris
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Kat Timpf Tells Chris What Jan. 6 Was REALLY About! | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 171
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TIMESTAMPS
00:00 Intro
3:34 Having Babies
8:08 Palestine and Israel Broh
12:48 Drafting the American Civil War
20:34 FOX NEWS
24:15 Kat’s Poop Bag
29:51 JANUARY 6th BROH
37:08 Boeing Whistleblowers
50:51 Nas
54:45 Kat’s Boobs
58:49 VOICEMAILS
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Why Do Hasan Piker and Chris Have 9/11 In Common? | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 270
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Jeff Wittek Teaches Chris How To Survive in Jail | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 168
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TIMESTAMPS
00:00 INTRO
5:22 Chrissy Courtside
11:21 Jalen Brunson Beef Update
30:32 Podcast Cringe / TRASHING Comics
34:08 Bobby Lee / Impaulsive
39:39 Jeff’s New Lady
47:29 What Happened to Jeff’s Eye…
52:58 Chris’s Top 5 Comics
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Did Chris BOMB On Rogan?!?! PLUS Drake vs Kendrick, College Campuses for Palestine and MORE | Ep 167
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Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon talk about Chris' appearance on Joe Rogan, Chris' anxieties, the current protests across all college campuses and then two middle aged white men try to navigate the current rap beef between Kendrick Lamar and Drake!
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Can Chris Distefano SAVE HIS CAREER?!? w/ Susan Inouye| Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep 167
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Chris feels like his career is flatlining so Susan Inouye is going to try and talk him through it. Can the Chaos be SAVED?!?! Or ... is Chris just being Chris and getting in his head and wasting Susan's time?
TIMESTAMPS
00:00 INTRO
01:46 Susan has 800 kids??
03:06 Chris’s First Impression
05:10 Rice Kings
12:50 Chris is Gay
24:20 Catholic Guilt Broh
38:23 Unsavable People
51:20 Phones are Bad for You
55:46 Susan’s Problems
1:04:04 Voicemail!
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