Cobra Kai Never Dies cobrakaineverdies

Travel back in time with us to the suburbs of Boston to witness Hilary's Swank's angsty misspent youth and Miyagi's last stand against a high school paramilitary group! You may not get Kreese or a plot, but you do get an aging paramilitary group and falcon shenanigans! 

There comes a time when we must face our greatest foes and do battle....against false imprisonment, dojos with way too many students, and yes, even slow buffering surveillance footage. It's the season finale, and we're doing it OUR WAY. 

Get into our limo for a wild night of Dungeons 'n' Dojos with a side of historical revisionism from resident grifter Chozen! Wherever you are Kumiko, RUN. 

Another day, another karate tournament we're just now learning about, and there's no way Miyagi-Do is going to be left out even if they do no karate! Not on our watch. And definitely not on sketchy Gunther's watch! 

This week: we go back into Terry Silver's mysterious back office to examine our souls/teen karate drama, Chozen spends money he doesn't have ($3.99) on a training exercise, and Prison Kreese tries to cut an honest deal with huckster Daniel LaRusso.

Miyagi-Do's child army reforms under Daniel to fight Terry Silver's hot new cabal of international ringers. Prison Kreese shanks his way towards some beautiful inner truths and we're all ready to give up our jello cups! JOIN US.