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Tighten your turkey holes and prepare for some stuffing, it’s Thanksgiving at DTS!

We’re shooting blanks and giving thanks for everything on our glorious flat earth in this “very special” episode of your favorite colonial crap-cast. Prepare yourself for a hearty helping of news, trailers, and giblets including Beetlejuice 2, a prequel to The Omen, and a very bad CGI Gator! Gorge your gullets on a timely and topical exploration of Eli Roth’s salacious slasher THANKSGIVING! Our final course is a preview of the Shudder exclusive WHEN EVIL LURKS, a film so españa we had to do a google search to figure out how to type it into this paragraph. Feliz día de acción de gracias, horror sluts!

Ladies, Gentlemen, and Cold-Blue-Spread-Eagle-Husks, your favorite para-professional podcasters are back once again! Having recently celebrated the spooky season in the most magnificent of fashions, we’re ready to share our experiences (and infections) with you, the last of our loyal listeners. Consider yourselves the chosen few who will accompany us on our inevitable psychosexual space journey through the stars (and eventually become our only source of sustenance) as we drift aimlessly toward destiny in an effort to commune with the higher power we’ve been chasing ever since our families forced us to attend all those boring AA meetings. Also, we'll be talking about McKamey Manor, the Five Nights at Freddy's debacle, and new nocturnal releases from our hero Fede Alvarez.

Get ready for our signature blend of news, trailers, and …you know how this works just listen to the episode.

The ramblin’ boys of DTS reminisce about love, loss, and positions past as we bid a fairly fond farewell to what turned out to be an overall pretty mid summer. After an entirely gratuitous and unnecessary season-long sabbatical, we’re back in the habit (like a nun on the run) and ready to distract you from your monotonous yet potentially hazardous day jobs with our signature blend of whore-flavored horror humor!

Remember: if you lose a finger because your favorite podcast hosts distracted you with dick jokes, your employer owes you compensation. Consider retaining one of us for legal representation, just don’t expect us to ever be in the same room again because we’re fighting. One of us is completely mid and the other has a sexual disease, so choose wisely. (You can find the phone number in your nearest bathroom stall)

This episode we review “TALK TO ME”, a ghost movie so scary they had to make it in the outback. Welcome to Season 5!

The incorrigible inebriates at DTS are confused to announce that we are now filming in front of a live studio audience! If you prefer your comedy situational, then we sure have something for you to sit through. Don’t worry, just turn your mind off and laugh when the person next to you does. Did you say you’re alone in a dark room with a drugpipe in one hand and a 64oz Mellow Yellow in the other? Then let us be your tour guides on this journey to prosperity. Remember kid, only shooting stars break the mold.

Oh, and this episode’s feature review is the 1989 Scott Spiegel supermarket smashterpiece “INTRUDER”! It’s got Bruce Campbell and some Raimi’s involved, so you know this isn’t your grandma’s weekly trip to the local Food Lion. Hide your kids, hide your wife, and tape up your orifices just to be safe, because the INTRUDER is coming, and he’s hungry for fresh produce. That’s not a metaphor.

After a mind-altering encounter with a somewhat sinister fish, the courageous pioneers at DTS have returned from a mysterious mountain getaway with a crazed look in their eye and a Lovecraftian tale of terror to tell!

Tune in as we ramble and rave through news and trailers, and struggle to maintain our tenuous grip on sanity with reviews of two of the biggest releases of the season. First, we expore the nature of narcissistic night stalking (and the ravenous rantings of Nic “National Treasure” Cage) as we discuss Chris Mckay’s RENFIELD. Then its time for an unprecedented trip to the terror tower as deadites diversify their domiciles in our multi-level elevator accessed superstructure review of Lee Cronin’s EVIL DEAD: RISE. Will we succomb to the Walachian whims of a vituperative vampire? Will we somehow come to our senses and kick our undead adversaries out a fifth story window? This episode probably neglects to offer any real answers, but one thing is for sure…WE SAW THE FISH, AND IT DROVE US MAAAAAAD!!

Your two favorite horror hosts courageously fight on through all manner of sickness and drug-fuelled dementia for the stunning conclusion of FELDMARCH!

We’re drinking tea and filling our cavities with as many pills as we can handle (with the help of our favorite martial arts master), to bring you all the Corey Content you can cram into your crannies. If you love extreme sports as much as you love sucking on Corey, you’ll really want to dig your little fangs into our feature review of 2008’s “LOST BOYS 2: THE TRIBE”… it truly is the tribal tattoo of vampire movie sequels. The FELD must MARCH on!