Dimes and Dozens Dimes and Dozens

Yes we know they’re in Brooklyn, but is Brooklyn in them? Cause last time we checked, people like Brooklyn. The borough, not the team...We’re talking America’s Knicks, The Lakers’ fully-absent chemistry, and Vivian, the apparition with more followers than Tolliver. We’re also playing Defend That Tweet: Co-host Edition. Turns out Claire loves The Lumineers!

Give my man his flowers! Devin Booker gets overlooked more than Black people tryna hail taxis. Shoutout to uber! We’re talking his and Luka’s effortless brilliance, the much-maligned Rudy Gobert, and LaMarcus Aldridge’s sudden retirement. Also we each do Doris Burke impressions. All with the hilarious wit of Yahoo sportswriter extraordinaire Seerat Sohi. Cannot miss this one. Twitter: @seeratsohi IG: @seeratsohi

Like why not, right? We’re talking Paul George’s Cabal of Anonymous, Virgin Stans, A.Rod buying the forever hapless Wolves, Draymond’s cry for help, and more! A lot more, actually!

This episode brought to you by Henny sweats and vertigo. We would need a week to sleep off whatever Paul Pierce did over the weekend, bless his heart. We’re talking Paige Buckets’ phenomenal future, Jalen Suggs’ bank heard round the world, Space Jam and Jrue Holiday’s bananas payday.

Halle Berry’s nude scene in ‘Swordfish’ is 10 times as interesting as last week’s trade deadline moves. We BRIEFLY talk about that American classic, the suddenly bereft Lakers, the blockbuster deal that wasn’t, and the probably-illegal new-look Nets lineup. We’re joined by longtime Lakers writers, radio hosts, and podcasters (The Land O’ Lakers) the Kamenetzky Brothers! Come get a sip of this INSIGHT and ANALYSIS, you thirsty little toad!

Well. It was fun while it lasted. Maybe we didn’t need solid gold air pods, maybe we did. Only dogs can judge us! This week we mourned Lebron’s ankle, excoriated the NCAA, talked potential trade destinations, and made unfortunate rookie of the year projections - get well soon LaMelo!