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Oh my! It's been long, hasn't it? And thank god we've returned with no large developments or changes to the fundamentals of Dotaverse! In this episode: the thrilling finale of the Crystal Maiden mysteries, we find out which hero can save the Eurozone - and something else happens which WE CANNOT REVEAL IN A BLURB IN CASE IT SPOILS YOUR ABILITY TO LOVE!

What’s that? It’s still February? Yes, dear meat-satchels, you are correct: we are in the depths of an eternal winter. Luckily, the Dotaverse trio are here to warm your cockles with the raging heat of chat. In this episode: Showboating! Jakiro’s Third Head! A Jealousy Goblin! Not in this episode: The Economy! Sporting Goods! Strange Capitalisation!

As the last few hairs fall from the balding head of 2014, your hosts enjoy Brewmaster's New Year’s Eve party - though Zeus is on the prowl, Tiny's made a mess, and Riki...is around here...somewhere. But as the bell tolls twelve, we're catapulted into the distant future of 2015 and everything changes! And also stays the same, so don't worry. ALSO IN THIS EPISODE: the International Museum of Jealousy! The trouble with teamwork, and the overblown joys of Smite! More Crystal Maiden mysteries! And a really mad burning question in which our days are anything, anything but happy.

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Ho Ho Ho-od of Defiance! It's the Dotaverse Christmas Special! This festive episode: Cower in fear at the return of Santa, destroy all horses, share Nick's love for eggs, choose a new St. Nick in Burning Question and destroy all horses.

With that, the first full calendar year of Dotaverse is over. Dear faithful, warm, supple listener, from all of us here in the Dotaverse Christmas Castle - have a lovely or great Christmas, with presents for you and New Year good times OK forever please goodnight.§ Merry Everything! xoxoxoxoxoxo