Jefferson Avenue Waystation Seth Brady

I know, I know, you can't go to the bar. I know you're held down there. Well, shut up now, my friend, and please open up your one and only MacAdam's Beer Mobile Kit, which will allow you to enjoy both the beer and the atmosphere of Jefferson Avenue Waystation from the slovenly comfort of your own domicile. This kit includes:

- 20 oz. aluminum tube full of carbon-pack MacAdam's beer
- Brass fitting for beer dispensing
- Plastic MacAdam's branded cup wrapped in 70's newsprint
- Flashdrive containing voice recording and text transcript

Oh, how lovely, a customer. Oh, do come in. Oh my, you should absolutely get yourself a drink.

Topics covered: helpful garbage, the rude grocer, the cohesive subject, the disruptions, taxonomy, the traveling linguist, killing unnecessary businesses, unethical business lures

Stride in! Bring your bulk into this pub! Love this beer, since I really love it.

Topics covered: MacAdam revisited, the isthmus between beings, unoriginal axioms

Topics covered: always check the name, beer aerosol,

Come in. Drink. Give me your company and friends. I need, I need. Do you need?

Topics covered: the very distant doppelgänger, the gruesome jaw, take in the brown atmosphere, dissolved CO2, the head injury, the importance and menace of imagination, the slovenly nature of living creatures, the excess of vocabulary, the irreversible flow of beer, the Rubayyat, vindication of the problem, existing in spite of absence

In! In with ye! Set yerself to ye shanks, dog, and clap ye lips to this brown foeter. Thou hast a deep thirst, aye.

Topics covered: in it to win it, the certificate of payment, ancient Laputians, JP Sartre, vicarious enjoyment of disgusting things, sapient arachnids, Mulholland Dr revenant, gorilla suit