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This week on the KOKO show we give you the old school two guest turnaround, that's right more bloody exclusives than the humble rugby fan can poke a stick at.
First up the lads run you through a hilarious Goit inspired ‘Social Snitches’ from fourteen years ago, we also dive into everything Super(b) Rugby with another lashing of ‘Super Sizzlers’ brought to you by our friends at BeefEater and Appliances Online.
Then we really turn this mofo up to a ten, the KOKO crew have an exclusive first time interview with a dear friend of the show and new Western Force recruit, the one and only Mr Kurtley ‘KB’ Beale. But as wise men have always said, one guest is cute, and two guests are totally SLAY.
That is right we have doubled up for all our NHL’s (Northern Hemisphere Legends) and we have brought you the little legend from Leeds and the hottest half in the business, so please get your pump on and quaff your hair for the lightweight lothario that is Danny Care.
So kick back and relax as we wrap up the world of rugby like a delicious midnight kebab after a session with Holiday Swoop.
It’s time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons.
00:00 - HELLO AND WELCOME
00:42 - INTRODUCE THE BOYS
04:43 - MERCHANDISE PLUG (www.budgysmuggler.com.au/thekokoshow)
05:40 - SOCIAL PLUG
06:24 - SOCIAL SNITCHES
11:42 - RUGBY ROUNDUP SEGMENT/ SUPERB RUGBY
15:01 - DREW’S SIMON RAIWALUI CHAT TEASE
25:20 - KURTLEY BEALE EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW
40:25 - SUPER SIZZLERS BROUGHT TO YOU BY BEEFEATER (www.appliancesonline.com.au)
44:33 - NORTHERN HEMISPHERE LEGENDS
44:57 - INTRODUCE DANNY CARE
48:43 - DANNY MISSED ONE OF THE BEST GAMES IN CLUB HISTORY
50:54 - DANNY’S 100TH TEST CAP
52:25 - DANNY ON EDDIE JONES AND BEING CUT
01:04:26 - TIGHT FIVE WITH DANNY CARE
01:09:50 - SUPER W SCORES, FINAL PREVIEW AND WALLAROOS ANNOUNCEMENT
01:16:30 - MERCH AND SOCIAL PLUGS
01:17:00 - FIREBALL SHOT SKI
01:18:14 - GOODBYES AND SIGN-OFF
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This week on the KOKO show the boys lick their wounds from our Hong Kong bonanza as they detail the ups and downs of returning to normal non ‘holiday Swoop’ life. The crew also unpack a cheeky way to rehab an injury in this week's instalment of ‘Social Snitches’, plus we delve into another smashing dose of the Rugby Roundup and the lads also give their Super Sizzlers brought to you by BeefEater, from week 8 of the Superb Rugby Season. The KOKO Show isn't known for much, but one thing we hang our hat on is innovation, and this week we bring you two brand new segments, ‘Northern Hemisphere Legends’ - where we take a deep dive into all the rugby news North of the equator. The second new segment is a little gem entitled ‘The Halfway Wallabies Starting XV’, where the boys are given five positions each and they name their team as if it were picked tomorrow. This week we are joined by another very special guest, a gentle giant from across the ditch, a man known for his delectably destructive derriere, he might be all glute but his stardom is absolute, it is the one and only Mr Caleb Clarke. So, as the days get shorter and the nights cooler, slip into our warm cup of KOKO and let this episode massage all your stress away. 
It’s time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons. 
00:00 - INTRODUCE THE SHOW AND BOYS 
01:46 - GITS HEADING OFF TO THE USA
03:24 - HONG KONG DEBRIEF AND RECOVERY
06:28 - TEASING GUEST CALEB CLARKE AND NORTHERN HEMISPHERE LEGENDS 
07:23 - MERCHANDISE PLUG 
09:24 - SOCIALS PLUG
10:17 - SOCIAL SNITCHES
11:42 - RUGBY ROUNDUP SEGMENT
20:59 - SUPER SIZZLER BROUGHT TO YOU BY BEEFEATER (www.appliancesonline.com.au)
26:58 - WELCOME CALEB CLARKE
34:57 - CALEB ON THE NEW ALL BLACKS ERA 
37:39 - CALEB ON TRAINING WITH THE SOUTH SYDNEY RABBITOHS
44:03 - KOKO QUIZ WITH CALEB CLARKE
51:09 - NORTHERN HEMISPHERE LEGENDS SEGMENT
51:27 - WORLD CLUB CUP
53:00 - BORDEAUX V HARLEQUINS 
54:22 - LEINSTER V LA ROCHELLE 
55:56 - NORTHAMPTON V BULLS 
56:52 - TOULOUSE V EXETER
59:10 - THE HALFWAY WALLABIES STARTING XV
01:07:29 - SOCIAL AND MERCH PLUGS  
01:08:08 - GOODBYES AND SIGN OFF
 
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As promised, the KOKO Crew took on the Hong Kong Sevens and some may say we lost, but we maintain the dragon is slain. Thanks to the Hong Kong Tourism Board, Cathay Pacific and Ovolo Hotels for giving the show an experience of a lifetime, we went to the Sha Tin Racecourse, saw the city lights on a Aqua Luna Junk Boat, enjoyed some delicious food at the Stanley Street Dai Pai Dong, took in the views from The Peak and drank in all the red hot rugby action from the 10s and the 7s.
With the Hong Kong Sevens being one of rugby’s Meccas we were inundated with hall-of-fame guests including Dan Carter, Victor Matfield, Schalk Burger and Duane Vermeulen. Plus, we also jagged a few current superstars Maddi Levi, Charlotte Caslick and Michael Hooper throughout the course of the weekend for a chat.
This show is cover to cover action, laughs and a smattering of debauchery, as the lads tackled the Vertical City. To cap off the show we have delivered a second instalment of ‘KOKO Carnage’ that will leave our Melbourne adventure in its wake.
So please sit back, relax and pour yourself a stiff drink, as this will leave your nerve endings fried.
We present the life and times of Holiday Swoop featuring the KOKO Crew, it’s time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons.
00:00 - HELLO AND WELCOME
02:32 - INTRODUCE THE BOYS AND HONG KONG HIGHLIGHTS
05:28 - MERCHANDISE PLUG
06:02 - SOCIALS PLUG
06:23 - SUPER RUGBY ROUND UP
09:55 - THE BOYS TALKING ABOUT HOLIDAY SWOOP
12:06 - SUPER SIZZLER BROUGHT TO YOU BY BEEFEATER (www.appliancesonline.com.au)
15:21 - SUPER W SCORES
15:50 - HONG KONG SEVENS RUGBY RECAP
16:35 - CHARLOTTE CASLICK AND MADDI LEVI INTERVIEW
29:17 - MICHAEL HOOPER INTERVIEW
31:21 - TEASING OUR OTHER GUESTS
32:15 - DAN CARTER INTERVIEW
49:20 - THE BOYS DISCUSS DAN CARTER'S LEGACY
50:27 - OVOLO HOTEL MEET AND GREET WITH FANS
52:08 - GOODBYES AND THROWING TO THE CARNAGE
52:57 - AIRPORT ARRIVAL AND CATHAY PACIFIC FLIGHT
55:33 - SHA TIN RACES
59:34 - HONG KONG 10S AND KOKO DRINKS @ OVOLO
01:02:33 - JUNK BOAT TOUR
01:03:31 - FANCY DRESS SHOPPING FOR SATURDAY
01:07:41 - FRIDAY @ HONG KONG 7s
10:08:46 - SOUTH STAND SATURDAY
01:12:07 - DUANE VERMEULEN, SCHALK BURGER AND VICTOR MATFIELD
01:16:49 - STANLEY STREET DAI PAI DONG AND NIGHT OUT
01:18:01 - VISIT THE PEAK
01:20:13 - HK7s FINALS WITH MICHAEL HOOPER
01:21:13 - HEADING HOME
01:22:30 - ENDING CREDITS
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This week on the KOKO Show we packed down with a pair of pretty props. The first cab off the rank is a man that tied Stephen Moore’s Australian Super Rugby appearances record, and is only a handful of Tests short of George Gregan in the international record race. That is right we are joined by Mr James Slipper to chat all things Super Rugby, the Eddie Jones aftermath and the upcoming Wallabies test season.
Plus, we delve into everyone’s Supper Sizzlers brought to you by BeefEater from week six of ‘Superb’ Rugby, so stay tuned to see who sizzled and seared in the eyes of the KOKO Crew.
As is the motto of our show, one guest is fun, but two guests is a bloody great time. So, our second guest this week is England’s inked up enigma and true character of the game, all the way from the front seat of his car we were joined by the one and only Mr Joe Marler.
His big boy energy will fill your eyes and ears for a ripper of a time, we guarantee an episode full of great yarns, belly laughs and a quiz to end all quizzes. So uncork your good liquor, throw on your elasticated pants and slip into your favourite moomoo.
For this episode we encourage everyone to embrace and appreciate your inner thicc boy/girl, because it’s time for a front row sized session of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.
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00:00 - HELLO AND WELCOME
03:33 - BOYS TALK EASTER LONG WEEKEND
10:29 - SOCIAL SNITCHES
12:23 - SUPER RUGBY ROUND UP
18:37 - INTRODUCING JAMES SLIPPER
24:54 - SUPER SIZZLER BROUGHT TO YOU BY BEEFEATER (www.appliancesonline.com.au)
33:53 - SLIPPER ON THE WALLABIES
39:13 - TIGHT FIVE WITH JAMES SLIPPER
41:47 - WELCOME JOE MARLER
45:38 - JOE'S BET WITH DREW
47:33 - GREAT TWEETS FROM JOE MARLER
48:48 - JOE MARLER'S FEET ONLYFANS
54:40 - EDDIE JONES
57:04 - ENGLAND UPDATE
1:03:53 - THE QUIZ FT. JAMES HASKELL FIGHT
1:19:01 - SUPER W SCORES
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This week on The KOKO Show we rounded all the boys up after a big weekend of celebration as two of our wonderful Wallabies turned 40. As we nurse sore heads and bruised egos we are also joined by one of the best fly-halves to pull on the gold jersey, the one and only ‘Iceman’, Mr Bernard Foley.
Once again we welcome back the “Super Sizzler” brought to you by our new friends at BeefEater, where the lads break down who sizzled for them in the week of Super Rugby. The lads have dissected and pulled apart the whole weekend of rugby to find their hidden gems within the 5th round of ‘Superb Rugby’.
We then put the ‘Nard Dog’ on the hot plate grilling him about his highlights and lowlights from what continues to be a very successful career. He talks about all the success he is having in Japan, what it was like to win the Super Rugby with the 'Tahs and he leaves the door open for a 2024 Wallabies call up.
So forget about Maverick and throw away Goose it is time to fly solo with our very own ‘Iceman’. Pour yourself a double rumbo, order a succulent Chinese meal and crawl into your favourite snuggie as we get into the swing of Spring.
It’s time now for Kick Offs and Kick Ons.
00:00 - WELCOME TO THE SHOW BERNARD FOLEY
02:54 - KOKO MERCHANDISE IS OUT NOW!
04:52 - TALK ABOUT THE BOYS 40TH
07:12 - PRESENTS FOR THE BOYS
10:47 - SOCIAL SNITCHES
13:57 - VIRAL TWEETS
27:27 - SUPERB RUGBY ROUND-UP
39:32 - 'SUPER SIZZLER' BROUGHT TO YOU BY BEEFEATER
44:49 - TUPOU TO LEINSTER?
46:22 - LIONS TOUR 2025
48:42 - COSMOPOLITAN'S DATING QUESTIONS
51:09 - BERNARD FOLEY DEEPDIVE
1:06:46 - THE NUMBER 10’S CHALLENGE
1:18:12 - GOODBYES
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This week on KOKO we have a show wall-to-wall with special guests, spinning yarns, chatting shit and most of all talking footy. The first cab off the rank in this episode is our Melbourne based firecracker Andrew ‘Kells’ Kellaway, the boys run riot talking about his career, the state of rugby in Victoria and we get a special performance of Kells blowing on his bagpipes.
For guest number two, we stayed in ‘Burn City’, as we were joined by Super(b) W superstar and former Wallaroos captain Grace Hamilton, to discuss her return to Australian rugby and what we can expect from the women's game in 2024 and beyond.
This week we also welcome a new segment to the show with the “Super Sizzler” brought to you by our new friends at BeefEater, where the lads break down who sizzled for them in the week of Super Rugby and we have a special announcement that the are back on tour to the Hong Kong Sevens, thanks to Hong Kong Tourism Board, Cathay Pacific and Ovolo Hotels.
Lastly, but certainly not the least, we spend some time basking in the beautiful emerald light of Irish glory, as the KOKO show delivers its grades for every team in a final run of the Six Nations Summation. To help us through this Guinness infused wrap up, we were joined by a KOKO fan favourite and legend of the show, the one and only Mr Mack Hansen. So tighten up your tunics, polish your pots of gold and get ready to river dance out of your pants.
It's time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons.
TIMESTAMPS:
00:00 - WELCOME TO THE SHOW
00:54 - SIX NATIONS CELEBRATIONS WITH IRISH LIMERICK
06:28 - COMING UP ON THE SHOW
09:15 - TALKING ABOUT SWOOP AND DREW 40TH
11:42 - THE KOKO BOYS USING NORDVPN
12:45 - KOKO ON TOUR TO HONG KONG SEVENS
16:20 - SOCIAL SNITCHES
18:15 - INTRODUCE ANDREW KELLAWAY
24:56 - GETTING INTIMATE KELLS
28:56 - KELLAWAY ON THE REBELS THIS YEAR
32:10 - KELLAWAY PLAYING THE BAGPIPES
36:11 - 'SUPER SIZZLER' BROUGHT TO YOU BY BEEFEATER
41:55 - GRACE HAMILTON TALKS REBELS, FRANCE, NRLW AND WALLAROOS
51:17 - TIGHT FIVE WITH GRACE HAMILTON
54:29 - WELCOME MACK HANSEN
01:01:20 - SIX NATIONS SUMMATION
01:06:31 - GITS’ SIX NATIONS PUNISHMENT
01:09:03 - SPEED DATING WITH MACK
01:11:39 - GOODBYE AND SOCIALS
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