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Left on Read Maddie Jajko
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Self-proclaimed comedian and aspiring marine biologist Maddie Jajko dives deep into her life of getting left on read. Follow along her experience of being out in the field and collecting data as she reports back with a new friend each week. She'll discuss a range of topics including sexless relationships, awkward hook ups, and the inner neurology of the male specimen. Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/left-on-read/support
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Ep 19: Let’s Get Buttf*****d Tonight (LGBT) Ft. Kainoa
Left on Gay?? Caution, this episode is banned in 30 countries for having the worst transitions in podcast history from our guest “Prof. Butt Popper”Kainoa. Our sexy twink gives us some deep-d**ked insight into gex and gating (gay sex and dating). We love and support the LGBTQIA+ community including Remy the Rat, all sports, and not Dory as of Sept 2020. Professor Kainoa diagnoses all straight men and rats as gay, we take the Rice Purity Test, and Maddie discusses using men for simple tasks and gives us an example of her sexual awakening.
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Ep 18: Get Ready for the Twerkulator (Ft. Emani)
Welcome to another crazy week of Left on Read. TRIGGER WARNING: this episode talks a lot about POOP. Maddie was just in California and had to record an episode with the iconic Emani. First the two recap their crazy night out at the good ole Tipsy Goat where Emani finds out what a dive bar actually is and Maddie lowkey gets into a fight with a cop. Emani then discusses shitting her pants, eating ass, and her threesome/cuckholding experience. The two also talk about hot make out sessions, slapping men in bed, and sugar daddy Darrel. Finally, the two play Please Stay in the Notes App and read off their honorable mentions from “To all the men I’ve ever fucked…”. Enjoy & SUCK THAT WIENER.
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Ep 17: The Thirst Cow
It's officially shitty girl summer and Maddie is ready to discuss with the media her recent life changes. Sadly none of them are good! Portland is running a train on her in her first week living downtown in so many ways in the funniest way possible. Plus, a new cohost Dory reminds her. she's not a whore she's "dating" and already dating a couple of Portland dudes for content! The two spill the tea on the most recent old man Maddie is seeing aka scamming, offer culture critique on the dairy industry, and disturbing kinks. Popping a chubby guaranteed! Enjoy you cucks and disgusting milk drinkers!!!
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Ep 16: She Wore a Pearl Necklace (Ft. Darlee)
Welcome back to another installment of hairy buttholes & yeti vaginas with one of Left on Read’s favorite guests, Darlee! Darlee joins Maddie this week to talk about their love languages. They both love gift giving and acts of service which explains why they also share the love of pleasing a man in bed. The two also talk about how hot it is to get your name called out in bed and how crazy it is that we can cum in our sleep. Darlee also shares some funny one night stand stories and blesses our ears with some erotic ASMR. Enjoy yetis! ;)
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Ep 15: Everybody (Probably) Has Herpes (Ft. P. Chunk)
Maddie is back from Hawaii and boy does she have some stories to share. This week on Left on Read, Maddie is joined again by bff and coworker Paige Negrete aka P. Chunk. The two give a little back story on the name P. Chunk and what its like to be coworkers again. Maddie goes into the grimy details of her Hawaii trip and three tinder dates that involved dirty fingering, a herpes scare, free surf lessons, and a ratchet house party. Maddie does NOT have herpes but still wanted to give the listeners some herpes facts. In conclusion: everybody has herpes. Finally, Maddie and P. Chunk talk about the Maddie Jajko Snapchat Effect and different things you can stick up your vagina. Enjoy sexies!!
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Ep 14: Turks & Caic-Hoes (Ft. Helen)
The time has finally come.. What the fuck happened in Turks & Caicos Fall 2019?!?! Maddie’s absolute best friend that she met while studying abroad in the beautiful Turks & Caicos joins Left on Read this week to finally tell the story of their insane fall break shenanigans. Before they get into it, they talk about drunk sex, Maddie’s change of heart for riding dick, eating ass, and how the podcast has boosted Maddie’s sex life. They then finally get into the dirty details of their week in Provo which involved a free boat ride, sobbing during sex, and hot Australians. You may never look at these girls the same. Enjoy hoes!!
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