More Like Two Thousand Suxteen, Part 1 No One Knows

After a two year hiatus, the boys are back in... uh, your ears?

That's right, only a year so abysmal... so cataclysmic... so... fuckin' bad could bring Dave out of podcast retirement to reform No One Knows. Listen to Dave and Gerg, in part 1 of their massive two-part episode, recount the first 11 months of the year- from the deaths, to the deaths, and then, sadly, to the tragic deaths in a way only they can. Or probably anyone else on twitter could, for that matter.

Stay tuned next week for the inevitable part 2, where we talk about you know who...