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Buckle Up for some bull s**t. Hello and welcome to the gayest hour of your week! We see you, sitting there wondering why two flawless narcissists think they should be talking into a microphone at you every week? First of all, thank you! And we are SO glad you asked! We met our Junior year of High School and have been sistas ever since. The only thing we care about more than ourselves is each other and BEYONCÉ. Every week hear us talk about a lot of wild s**t we know nothing about all in a haze of smoke, drink, mirrors and glitter! Yes we're doing ok why does everyone keep asking that?! Can't reiterate enough that we really have no idea what we're talking about so occasionally we'll convince someone who does to have a kiki. Every episode also features our producer Leif. He's white and straight so don't worry about him! You should take us extremely seriously and do everything in your power to make us SCARY famous. Oh and if you don't like us we'll die. K? You're welcome!

Narcisistas Narcisistas

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Buckle Up for some bull s**t. Hello and welcome to the gayest hour of your week! We see you, sitting there wondering why two flawless narcissists think they should be talking into a microphone at you every week? First of all, thank you! And we are SO glad you asked! We met our Junior year of High School and have been sistas ever since. The only thing we care about more than ourselves is each other and BEYONCÉ. Every week hear us talk about a lot of wild s**t we know nothing about all in a haze of smoke, drink, mirrors and glitter! Yes we're doing ok why does everyone keep asking that?! Can't reiterate enough that we really have no idea what we're talking about so occasionally we'll convince someone who does to have a kiki. Every episode also features our producer Leif. He's white and straight so don't worry about him! You should take us extremely seriously and do everything in your power to make us SCARY famous. Oh and if you don't like us we'll die. K? You're welcome!

    EPISODE 136: EnGAYged feat: Josh Rodriguez 

    EPISODE 136: EnGAYged feat: Josh Rodriguez 

    Court is Feyoncé because white women ruin everything, Leif is End of Time because JLo is finally over and WIL... WIL liked it... so he put a RING ON IT!!!! We have Wil’s fiancé Josh Rodriguez in the studio with us today! Josh is Lay up UNDER ME because... we don’t be going out like that!! You guys won’t believe the Ep today...Wil is gay... Josh is gay... they’re perfect for each other!! The bachelorette is Nashville!! The beautiful couple runs us through the enGAYgement of a lifetime including some PAJAMA DRAMA!!! We talk the wedding plans, autumnal palettes, Paris proposals, Tyler Perry and THE BLACK WEB (no whites allowed!) most importantly they answer the question burning in everyone’s mind... WHICH ONE WEARS A DRESS?!!! Get yourself a spray tan and LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and don’t forget to FLICK your boss in the CLIT!
     

    • 50 min
    EPISODE 135: THIS B*TCH: Jennifer Lopez Pt.7

    EPISODE 135: THIS B*TCH: Jennifer Lopez Pt.7

    Courtney is plunging right into her own.. self, Wil’s got his edges laid at the VMAS and Leif... yea Leif is ANACONDA again. It’s the FINAL JLo Episode y’all! From movies and hashtag commercials to Grammy controversy and performing for a dictator the JLo story never stops! We cover the DEALS on DEALS on DEALS, her EROTIC thriller, lesbian fight club, the Drake situationship and so much more Pitbull! Big BOOTY certainly was a CHOICE! Hello NBC?! KNOCK KNOCK! It’s an ethnically ambiguous cop! PLUS the even more Hispanic West Side Story that is her romance with A-Rod! A bad Motown tribute, the return of the green dress and OMG HUSTLERS!!! JLo is the ICON who gets it DONE!!! Who’s the rude Spanish b*tch NOW baby!!? LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and don’t forget to USE your sexual POWER to RUIN men’s LIVES!!
     
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    • 1 tim. 30 min
    EPISODE 134: THIS B*TCH: Jennifer Lopez Pt.6

    EPISODE 134: THIS B*TCH: Jennifer Lopez Pt.6

    Wil is hustlin like Ramona, Court is Mrs. Hairloss Worldwide and yes... LEIF IS ANACONDA! It’s Part 6 Jennifer Lopez so let’s get LOUD Y’ALL! We left THIS B*TCH in a lull so let’s get into a new record label, a new album and new sound effects from Leif! Plus... you can’t have two queer powerhouses on one show so American Idol loses Ellen and brings in this generations (sober) Paula Abdul... Jennifer Lopez!! From High Fashion Melina vids to commercials for Blackberry this b*tch never stops working! The On the Floor comeback! A love triangle with Jada Pinkett Smith! A devastating divorce! The door locking at the AMA’s! The first world tour! It’s all about sustainability people! Grab all 14 JLo fragrances and LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and it’s not for anyone girl it’s a FIAT!!

    • 1 tim. 2 min
    EPISODE 133: Diva Christmas Moments

    EPISODE 133: Diva Christmas Moments

    Wil is making sugar cookies with his butt, Court knocked over the tree and Leif is STILL Anaconda!! That’s right folks we’ve been doing the pod for 40 years but we’re home for the HO-lidays... it’s a very special DIVA CHRISTMAS MOMENTS episode!! From Ebony Scrooge to an Aspen Christmas fantasy we cover all the XXXmas cookie tea! Everyone is the same age as the director of A Christmas Melody aka our favorite pornographic Folgers commercial! A Royal weighing! Sis Kirkpatrick! Bloopers! Rudolph! The Smiths (not the band Leif ew!)! And of course get ready for us to take on Serial Season 5: FARRAH’S STORY!!! LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and remember all we want for Christmas is a tiny bite of a potato chip!!

    • 56 min
    EPISODE 132: THIS B*TCH: Jennifer Lopez Pt.5

    EPISODE 132: THIS B*TCH: Jennifer Lopez Pt.5

    Court is very Jennifer Love Hewitt, Wil is a glossy eye and a little girls hairdo and Leif is feeling his Jon Voight fantasy... that’s right it’s THIS B*TCH Jennifer Lopez PART 5!!! From a Pepsi commercial that’s better than The Cell to the Latina Monster in Law reveal you must check out our new movie Kill Bill 3: For Colored Girls!! We all stopped caring about TRL when we were getting fingered behind our high school BUT we cover all the JLo music from this time including JLo feat LL ANDDDD LL feat JLo!! The beginning of the Marc Anthony relationship, Latin Albums, Dance Life and a new vocal range! Sorry... NO HABLO B*TCH! Marc Anthony is an alleged coke boi who gets songs from his dreams... YOU KNOW WE STAN! From JLo to JLaw & JHud every race gets a J!! El Cantante! Pregnancy! Twins!! Chris Angel! This pod is... funny??? Ah Gay people will listen to ANYTHING! SO LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and you can always fall back on being WHITE!!

    • 1 tim. 4 min
    EPISODE 131: THIS B*TCH: Jennifer Lopez Pt.4 w/ Luiy Valdez

    EPISODE 131: THIS B*TCH: Jennifer Lopez Pt.4 w/ Luiy Valdez

    Wil loves his papi, Court peaked in the early 00’s and Leif is the ANACONDA BIT AGAIN! It’s Part 4 MISS JENNIFER LYNN LOPEZ!! Joining us in the studio today is not fellow Latin icon LUIY VALDEZ!! Luiy and his taco flavored kisses talk with The Narcisistas about his introduction to JLo on the far far away island of Puerto Rico. From waiting for tonight in the jungle to landing amongst everything white (including the people) we can’t figure out... What is MTV hiding?! PLUS! What happens when the Pop Princess of PR gets with PR Royalty himself Marc Anthony? Well... it gets weird! From OVER EXPOSURE to the Get Right controversy you gotta admit One Thing is the turkey anthem!! A Puerto Rican Day Parade SHADE, the Madonna slippery slope and a surprise appearance from the Dance Again Barbie! YOU MUST LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and don’t forget Beyoncé is the Marilyn Manson of pop music!!!

    • 1 tim. 2 min

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