Nowhere USA Nowhere USA

What's a great road trip without a CAR CHASE!!! Holy shit ya'll, Candace  blows Jeff's mind AGAIN!  This is the Cannonball Run of episodes!  This one is almost as sexy as Burt Reynolds! Don't worry, we don't go out like Thelma and Louise! 

SPOILER ALERT: we stop by PIZZA INN at the end.  

Hop in weirdos! We're headed to the rough, mosquito infested swamp lands of Harrisburg, Illinois.  Whats 8 feet long, 4 feet high, and has a nose like and anteater? Get ready to have a not quit so Bigfoot experience but not to worry, its still big, hairy, and smelly. Just like you weirdos like it!

Bonus points if you know the word, *micropolitan*! 

Join us as we cross the mighty Mississippi! We're going to Alton Illinois. Some say, "the world's most haunted town".  We'll hang out in an old, haunted church, meet the wold's tallest man and discover that some ghosts have an odor.  You'll also find out why Jeff is not allowed to driver more than 30 minutes at a time.   Never fear, Candace will be introducing our new playlist that we can all add songs to!

Hop in the ol' rusty bucket as Candace and Jeff head down Zombie Road. They'll bump into Bubble heads, the drawn and quartered Molly Crenshaw, visit THE exorcist house,  all while jauntily headed to the 7 gates of hell!  

Come on, we promise it'll be fun, if we make it out alive...

We've hopped out of the ol' rusty bucket in Jeff's old stomping grounds Kansas CIty!  This place is so Spooktacular we had to do a second episode! 

Candace is up to her usual "did you know" tricks as we explore old buildings, old timey social media fights and even a burlesque show! 

Join Candace and Jeff as they rediscover Jeff's old stomping grounds! We'll meet Frank "Jelly" Nash, a bell hop that, um, kinda missed the elevator, and we'lll visit the John Wornall house and discover that a whole lotta shit has gone down in KC!