Sconesong: meditation on the retirement of James Martin from the Peerie shop Café in Lerwick, Shetland The Beatcroft
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The scones he made
Just off the Esplanade
Were baked freshly every single day
Now James has left
And we are bereft
He's gone from the Peerie Shop Café
I cannot think
Without his Cullen Skink
And his shortcrust quiche lorraine
What can I say
About his mackerel paté?
We will never taste the likes again
He was occasionally grumpy, I'm not lying
He supported some Embra team, there's no denying
He put up with rude newspaper reporters
But he was even kind to animals, and Rangers supporters (sometimes)
I have cheese and fruit
And a plain scone to boot
Saved in the freezer for future generations
I have the recipé
But made by me
They just cause dental devastation
To the Olive Tree
Temporarily
Where the coffee and the food are splendid
But Old Lerwick's grief
Is beyond belief
We've lost the scones on which we all depended.
Copyright Tom Morton, 2023
The scones he made
Just off the Esplanade
Were baked freshly every single day
Now James has left
And we are bereft
He's gone from the Peerie Shop Café
I cannot think
Without his Cullen Skink
And his shortcrust quiche lorraine
What can I say
About his mackerel paté?
We will never taste the likes again
He was occasionally grumpy, I'm not lying
He supported some Embra team, there's no denying
He put up with rude newspaper reporters
But he was even kind to animals, and Rangers supporters (sometimes)
I have cheese and fruit
And a plain scone to boot
Saved in the freezer for future generations
I have the recipé
But made by me
They just cause dental devastation
To the Olive Tree
Temporarily
Where the coffee and the food are splendid
But Old Lerwick's grief
Is beyond belief
We've lost the scones on which we all depended.
Copyright Tom Morton, 2023
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