Serious Disness Jehan Ranasinghe & Dave Bulmer

What's your Christmas Wish? Was it this film? Tell me exactly how you worded that wish, we need to figure out a few things. This is a hasty Christmas upload (you can tell, because I've not been able to do an amusing cover art this ep) during a bit of technical trouble, so if you spot any errors, any editing gaffs, immediately tell Dave about them, seriously. Do it. Have I missed any swears that mean I need to click explicit content, for instance? TELL ME, christ why don't you ever TELL me

We've been given all of Disney's films all at once and never have to buy new ones as long as we keep up our subscription fee. So, er... now what? Fancy putting one of them on? No? Oh. Why not? Welcome to the conclusion of the Big Pile Trilogy!

So what happened next? Remember I was all enigmatic about the Raya review being the first part of an unwitting trilogy that happen to add up to one big discussion? Well it was, and this is the second bit, and the third bit is coming VERY soon. Marked !explicit content" because I can't remember if we say any rudies or not

Something is happening, and we've noticed it. We noticed it slowly, over the course of a couple of years. We're going to tell you about it, over three episodes about different things that all add up to one big thing. First, we're going back to a live stream that we broadcast during March of 2021, when Disney brought out a film that caused all sorts of kerfuffle, and then just sort of disappeared from people's memories. Next, we've recorded two new episodes for you, about what happened in the following two years. Apart from Encanto, which we did a whole episode about in between, and already released. Okay? Look, it'll be fine, we've made it so it's fine. We're good at this. Just click it and we can get started.

HELLO AGAIN! Cor have you seen the remake of Mulan? Maybe don't do that! Maybe listen to this first? Yeah, we're back and we're back on the remakes, oh rapture! Finally, we've found a film [redacted] than Beauty and the Beast. I've redacted a word there, to create a sense of mystery over whether or not we enjoyed Mulan. This is a podcast episode made out of a stream we did on... youtube? Twitch? One of those, in the year 2020. If you missed it then, here it is now, and if you saw it then, that will not have any effect on whether or not it is here now, which it is.

There's a new WDAS out*, and just as we were starting to lose faith that those would be good, a big banger landed in our laps and banged off. * They're called that because those are the keys the animators use to move the people about.