Fluff articles don't get the support and the discussion they deserve! Lachy Mac and Simon James discuss the slowest news brought about by major news corporations on a fortnightly basis.
Slow News Week "Kim K's orgasm becomes a candle with the help of Gwyneth Paltrow"
This week we unpack why two fans from the same team engaged in violent 'fisty cuffs', Kim K's orgasm becomes a candle with the help of Gwyneth Paltrow, and Aus rapper Big Kash assures the public through a stand-alone podcast that he's not a rat. Doesn't...
Slow News Week "Honey there's a shark in the basement"
This week we take a Bondi Vet (Chris Brown) approach to storytelling as we try to sexualise even the tamest of situations. From sharks in the basement to the best brunch spots in Sydney, Simon and Lachy show that not every episode on this podcast...
Slow News Week "Mullet rights and d**k pics, how many is too many?"
This week Waverly College takes a strong stance against the filthy mullet, we learn that Andrew O'Keefe struggles to keep it in his pants, and dick pics, how many is too many? Thank you for the recent support as well. Instagram: slownewsweek_
Slow News Week "The tale of MAFS star Dean and the local eshayz"
Dean from MAFS poetically comments on 'freedom of speech' through the medium of oversized women, SPANIAN the rapper teaches us the best way to break an entry, and magical asparagus - is it really the most magical? With suit tops and boxer bottoms on...
Slow News Week "Is drowning an underused form of discipline?"
This week we discuss how a teacher tried to use her height to avoid prosecution, and how a harmless family trip to an exotic "large insect" theme park turned into a nightmarish trip to a local shed. Also, have you ever asked yourself "how do those silly...