Tequila Trash House Crooked House Recording

Merry almost-Trashmas, y'all! The bois come screaming into December with ALL manner of new hawt takes! Jon introduces a new booze-tending segment and insists that even though we're all contractually obligated to say the new Beatles doc is amazing, it might actually just, you know, be good too! Drew investigates the authenticity of our Instagram followers and Jon is on track for real billionaire status, thanks to a mysterious benefactor who is totally real and NOT a spamb. Bobby Las Vegas returns, and we also have merch now! Check out our store on RedBubble! https://www.redbubble.com/people/TequilaTrash/shop?asc=u. Join our growing legion of Patreon subscribers and get access to even more content! Early access to weekly episodes, hilarious commentary tracks, special topic episodes not available to the hoi polloi, and SO much more! Sign up today at Patreon.com/tequilatrashpod
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The lads are separated by a few hundred miles but thanks to the miracle of modern technology, there’s still a heaping helping of Trash coming at you this week! Jon continues to abuse the awesome power of his new hat, while Drew narrowly escaped Michigan only to be trapped in Hotlanta. Prepare for some ruckus and redemption, y’all! This is a HAWT one!!!

Yer boiz are back and better than ever after the entire podcast went on holiday for a whole month! Drew’s hooptie finally kicked and Jon took out another mortgage to buy himself a kickass Stetson from a local haberdashery in Nashville! After being away from so long, we figured y’all deserved EVEN more trash, so this episode is an extra biggin! Underwhelming drag queens! Extreme edibles and overpriced martinis! As much ZONKing as you can handle! Train facts AND Jon’s unique and entirely timely review of Brokeback Mountain! This episode is packed to the gills with all the trash that NO ONE asks for! Also, we’re finally selling out big time and adding some real-life sponsorship to the show! Thanks for hanging in with us and enjoy the trash!!! Join our growing legion of Patreon subscribers and get access to even more content! Early access to weekly episodes, hilarious commentary tracks, special topic episodes not available to the hoi polloi, and SO much more! Sign up today at Patreon.com/tequilatrashpod
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Comedy equals Tragedy + Time, but the boys forget the time part and talk about Alec Baldwin’s tragic experience on the set of his latest film. The boys continue to ignore Indy 5, hoping it will just go away. Scoobert Dubious breaks in to investigate Bobby Las Vegas and hopefully get paid, assuming he survives! Drew accuses Jon of “vintage supremacy” and proceeds to point out that literally no one likes Joe Bonamassa. We finally break down and play guitar on the podcast, so you’re welcome! Jon points out that Jazz is Dead, and shares an even SPOOOKIER story from his Johnston County days that will legitimately make you void, blank and ZONK out of fear!!! Join our growing legion of Patreon subscribers and get access to even more content! Early access to weekly episodes, hilarious commentary tracks, special topic episodes not available to the hoi polloi, and SO much more! Sign up today at Patreon.com/tequilatrashpod
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Still more Sunday spOOOkynesss slinks your way with this week’s episode! The boiz swap news stories while Jon doubles down on his commitment to Old Fashioneds AND the patriarchy. Drew meanwhile continues to be flabbergasted that anyone besides his mom actually listens to the podcast! Advertising algorithms are convinced Jon repairs sex dolls in his spare time, whereas Drew is obsessed with harassing George Lucas on Twitter in anticipation of our annual viewing of the Star Wars Holiday Special! In honor of Halloween month, Jon shares an even SCARIER story from his ramblin’ days in Johnston County, and Drew claims he’s just like Jesus and Howard Carter! Come on into the Trash House and let’s get freaky, y’all!!!

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Happy Halloween month, y’all!  Strap in and brave the Sunday Scaries with us!The boiz are joined by self-described bro and artist extraordinaire, Brady Trax, who brings some much-needed class and sophistication to the Trash House. A discussion of Adam Sandler’s oeuvre ensues, and Drew had no idea Matthew Broderick is (allegedly) an Irish murderer!  The Mirror is still a problematic news source, and Indy 5 is still a go!  The boys also workshop their Queen cover band idea, No-hemian Rhapsody, and Jon regales the pod with a terrifying yarn about running afoul of local stolen meat entrepreneur Jedediah Steakman!  Also, we got spooky grandpa stories!NOTE: We noticed some particularly nasty audio quality at the 19:50 mark.  One of the mic cables was shorting out and we didn't know until editing/post-production.  It lasts about a minute, so please hang in there!  We apologize for the noise, and we'll do our best to ensure this doesn't happen in future episodes.Join our growing legion of Patreon subscribers and get access to even more content!  Early access to weekly episodes, hilarious commentary tracks, special topic episodes not available to the hoi polloi, and SO much more!  Sign up today at Patreon.com/tequilatrashpodYou can also follow all our social media shenanigans!Instagram.com/tequilatrashpodTwitter.com/tequilatrashpodTikTok & Twitch: COMING SOON!!!Check out Brady’s AWESOME artwork on his Insta:Instagram.com/sunshine.sometime