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The Red Scare The Red Scare
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Since 2007, This Dichotomous Duo has agreed on nothing. GOP or DNC? Pitch or Catch? Top or Bottom? Listen Up, Fruits! Support on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/theredscare
Once upon a radio station, two dudes wandered into a studio in the middle of the night. They started pressing buttons, pulling switches, and in 2007, they established, "The Red Scare." After a long awaited return, the Dichotomous Duo of Teddy & Scotch are back and they're pissed off. Listen up, fruits! Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/theredscare/support
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Spot Me a Tubby
The boys try vigorously to give a damn about the passing of Queen Elizabeth II, and speculate the future of a monarchy which really has no power. Then, Harriet Tubman gets a new legacy with a new moniker, conjured up by the brilliant, Red Scare. Serena Williams is another queen which, this week, was laid to rest. Eli Manning has more super bowl rings than the guys' beloved Bears. Then, Teddy and Scotch solve all of California's important issues.
Listen up, you tubby tubs of tub-scum!
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Technically, It's Technical
Teddy stumbles out of the gate with some annoying technical issues, but runs with it anyway. The boys lay the groundwork for what to never expect from the Scare, in the future. They discuss what it might take to be sad enough to sit in the audience of a prime time game show. Then, Scotch tickles Teddy's tits by reviewing some of the most ridiculous names from young, up and coming rappers.
Listen up, syzurp swallowers!
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The Wheel of Torture
The boys give lukewarm explanations as to why they've been recently absent. Current affairs aren't cutting it anymore, so Teddy and Scotch devise a new plan for America, that will offset the taxes they're about regurgitate over Biden's college debt forgiveness program. It also might just be the best damn game show anyone's ever thought of.
Listen up, content vampires!
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From Scotch to Shining Scotch
Scotch reveals that he's going to be touching down on the east coast, for the time, and plans to dip his icy big toe into the Atlantic, like it's a double shot of Kessler whiskey. The boys discuss why Brittany Griner might never set foot on American soil again, right after admitting to not giving a damn. Then, fittingly, they pay a tribute to a Boston legend. No, not Larry Bird, but, Bill Burr.
Listen up, lesbian liver lickers!!
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Are You There God, it's Me, Vengeance?
After a slight summer vacation, the boys get the band together for a brief little jam session, to kick the cobwebs off before making their triumphant return.
Listen up, groupies!
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The Average Nobodies
The boys pay their respects to one of the greatest movies ever made, Goodfellas, and narrowly mention the passing of Ray Liotta. Although he's filled with hate and crap, Teddy details the importance of respecting one's opponent. Scotch gives us a healthy dose of riveting sports trivia, as they pay an obligatory tribute to Tom Brady. Then, the guys have fun with Johnny Depp and Amber Heard.
Listen up, you careless whisperers!
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