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In this episode the gang wish for the return of Eurocat, really try their hardest to be nice about children and Matti makes a plea to Barbara Pravi.


Authority Zero - Rattlin’ Bog 
Eubank The Mouse 
Loïc Nottet (not Benjamin, Kris) - Rhythm Inside 
Georgia’s top - Translation 
Måneskin - MAMMAMIA 
AleXa - Wonderland 
Electro Velvet - Still In Love With You 
Ray Charles - Hit The Road Jack 
Ochman - River 
Rosa Linn - Snap 

In this episode we fly back to Sweden for a night of light entertainment with music for a year that has become one of Matti’s favourites, we discuss terrible paintings and Kris offends Chrissy’s 70’s fashion.


Taskmaster UK 
Jaja Ding Dong 
UK Hun? 
Les Humphries Singers - Sing Sang Song (1976) 
Rock The Roof - 2021 Interval Act 
Paulo de Carvalho - E depois do adeus (Portugal 1974) 
Shank’s Pony 
You Must Be Hank Marvin 
Status Quo - Rockin’ All Over The World 
Cliff Richard - Christmas Time (since it’s nearly Christmas) 
Stevie Wonder - Superstition 
The Tiger Lillies - Start A Fire 
Playdays - Roll Up & Ride On Rosie (The Magical, Musical, Merry Go Round) (this was the song Kris was trying to remember)
Clodagh Rodgers - Jack-in-the-box 
Pingu 
Barbara Pravi - Voila 
Lordi - Hard Rock Hallelujah 
The Osmonds - Love Me For A Reason 
My Lovely Horse 
The Bachelors - I Believe 

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In this episode of The DNQ Files, Kris welcomes the fantastic drag queen duo, Novympia to the murky depths of *interesting* song choices made at national finals with Meisterjaan - Parmupillihullus. We discuss earliest memories of Eurovision, pride events and once again, Kris gets Sony BMG (record label) mixed up with BMI (airline and body mass index).


Novympia's Eurovision Parody
Full playlist of Novympia Parodies
Novympia play with Magic Mixies
Edyta Górniak - Once In A Lifetime - Poland 1994 (Debut year for Poland)
Jessica Garlic - Come Back - UK 2002
Lena - Satellite - Germany 2010
Gina G - (Ooh Ahh) Just A Little Bit - UK 1996
Nova at Bournemouth Pride 2022
Alvan and Ahaz - Fulenn - France 2022
Stegan - Hope - Estonia 2022
Sanremo 2021 - Balloons
Aaron Sibley - Pressure - Una Voce Per San Marino 2022
Novympia - Legendary Creature
Novympia Ft. Charmaine Diamond White - Legendary Creature (2022)
James Newman - Embers - UK 2021
Bzz - Bzikibi - Georgia JESC 2009
Freya Skye - Lose My Head - UK JESC 2022
Sophie Lennon - Solas - Ireland JESC 2022
Lesley Roy - Maps - Ireland 2021
Albina - Tick-Tock - Croatia 2021
Dami Im - Sound Of Silence - Australia 2016
Dami Im - Lonely Cactus
Voyager - Dreamer
Jendrik - I Don’t Feel Hate - Germany 2021
Jendrik - Dibdibidi

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In this weekend two Brits and a dumpster raccoon from Toronto visit a country that no longer exists, as they enjoy a distinct lack of children, are forced to tolerate Eurocat, Kris tries to bring in a new, cheesy, podcast sponsor, and Chrissy insults Kris.


The One With The Lingering Shot Of Some Branches (1985) 
Riva - Rock Me - Yugoslavia 1989 
KP Cheese Footballs 
Commander Riker playing trombone on Star Trek 
Violin Tosser
The One With The Never-ending Smooch (1957) 
Flamenco Clapping 
Mariah Carey - All I Want For Christmas Is You 
Ruslana - Wild Dances - Ukraine 2004 
Amina - C'est le dernier qui a parlé qui a raison - France 1991 
I’d like to buy the world a coke 
Lenny Kuhr - De Troubadour - Netherlands 1969 
Next time: Eurovision 1975

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In this week’s episode of The DNQ Files, we’re taking a highbrow turn, and absolutely not scraping the bottom of the barrel, with Nil Point UK’s 2022’s The Porno Song. Kris takes the podcast into explicit territory (as if the song hadn’t done that already), Matti finds newfound appreciation for DJ Bobo, and Kris is introduced to a camp Canadian classic.


Sam Ryder - Space Man 
Citi Zeni - Eat Your Salad 
Toyah Wilcox’ endorsement 
Eimar Quinn - The Voice 
Nocturne - Secret Garden 
Little Big - Uno 
DJ Bobo - Vampires Are Alive
One Ton - Super Sex World 
11:30 - Ole Ole 
Prozzak - Mediterranean Lady 
Serhat - Say Na Na Na 
WRS - Llámame 
Achille Lauro - Stripper 

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In this week’s DNQ Files, Kris shares a returning winner’s attempt to represent their country a second time with Loreen’s performance art tinged song, Statements. Chrissy admits she didn’t follow much, and Kris can’t remember the name of Violin Tosser, and we discuss returning artists.


Loreen - Statements 
Anton Hagman - Kiss You Goodbye 
Johnny Logan - What’s Another Year (1980) 
Johnny Logan - Hold Me Now (1987) 
Niamh Kavanagh - In Your Eyes (1993) 
Niamh Kavanagh - It’s For You (2010) 
Alexander Rybak - Fairytale (2009) 
Violin Tosser - That’s How You Write A Song (2018) 
Lena - Satellite (2010) 
Lena - Taken By A Stranger (2011) 
Måneskin - Nova Rock Festival 2022 - Full Show 
ABBA doing well for themselves with a “concert” in London 
Sam Ryder performing Space Man at the Queen’s Jubilee 
Sam Ryder - Space Man at Luton Fireworks (with some terrible singing from Kris)