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We're back, everybody, and decided to talk about some movies we actually enjoyed from our youth starting with 2002's Spider-Man from director Sam Raimi and stars Tobey Maguire, Kirsten Dunst and Willem Dafoe.

Join us as we reach a new low with 2000's DUDE, WHERE'S MY CAR? But then immediately cleanse our lives with a little STRANGER THINGS 2 talk!
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Record on 11/09/17 - Really, this delay will decrease... probably.

00:02:58 - New Star Wars Trilogy/Lucas' shitbomb
00:05:30 - Disney to buy Fox?
00:07:55 - Dude, Where's My Car? (Spoily Spoilz)
00:28:38 - Crack The Can! (Angry Spoilers)
00:50:37 - Stranger Things 2 (Yup, spoilers)
01:19:38 - Wrap up/Sign off

In honor of Halloween we went back to where it all started, and then ended up at the bottom of the barrel with this bleak, shadow of a film that (seemingly)ended a 24 year old franchise. But really, is HALLOWEEN: RESURRECTION all that awful? Join us and discover (our) truth!

Recorded on 10/31/17 - We'll get this up quicker one day. Promise!

02:42 - Teenage Groot
05:31 - Halloween talk (SPOILERS ABOUND)
34:40 - Cracks the Can - Halloween Edition
50:10 - Two Dick's Picks/Sign Off

In this week's episode we discuss probably THE WORST movie we have had the displeasure of watching yet. So buckle up, because it's gonna be a bumping ride, as we send Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation through the meat grinder!

Recorded on 10/19/17 - Sorry for the delay!

01:17 - Punisher on Netflix is coming!
02:10 - Texas Chainsaw: Next Gen review (SPOILERS!)
14:30 - Cracks The Can
35:40 - No Dick's Picks/Sign Off

For FRIDAY THE 13th we went back in time to watch Jason Voorhees brought to the future as we carved ourselves a nice slice of Jason X!

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02:30 - Settlers of Catan: THE MOVIE
05:27 - Predator stuff
07:07 - Future Man/Future Talk
10:40 - Justice League
13:30 - The Last Jedi trailer?
17:11 -JASON X (SPOILERS AFOOT)
01:11:30 - Two Dick's Picks/Sign Off

This week we run down 1993's Super Mario Bros! It's almost as awful as you remember... almost.
Check out the premiere episode of Junkyard Trailers on our YouTube! You can find it, I promise you!

01:10 - Sonic the Hedgehog the movie
03:52 - Venom movie talk
07:10 - Strange skeleton talk
08:25 - Super Mario Bros (SPOILERS)
55:55 - Two Dick's Picks/Sign off